It’s not really a remix but nothing comes close to Rihanna’s version of Pony

Someone brought a baby when I saw age of ultron too. I felt really bad both for myself having to hear it cry, and for the tiny baby whose brain was completely and utterly ill-equipped to deal with the massively bright lights and confusing loud noises happening all around it.

I’ve always wondered this but been afraid to ask anyone who does love this butter coffee trend.

I would get down on these

I always rageee thinking about how my old job the thermostat would be set to mid 60s (No shit, one particularly awful day I looked and it was set at 64 - maybe it was reacting to it being really hot outside because usually it was a couple degrees warmer but STILL). Who wants to pay that kind of electricity bill? Why…

Whatevs almond milk still makes the best batter for french toast.

If there’s an Aldi by you, I find their store brand of almond milk to be pretty delish and affordable.

Because water in cereal with watered-down coffee is a disgusting breakfast?

When I get to hell it’s gonna be a big ol’ Chicago reunion then

point invalid, see titanic (1997).

LOL don’t you dare use my sexuality to oppress other women. Queer couples have faced obstacles to children by and large because governments have created laws and processes trying to make it hard for them to have children, and because private adoption agencies have also made it hard or impossible. IVF is expensive and…

I assumed that cracker barrel was named after a barrel full of crackers, given the logo, but what has always given me pause was why would someone keep crackers in a barrel? Wouldn’t you want a smaller container, so they wouldn’t rot by the time you got to the bottom? Have I misunderstood the name all this time?

And like, what feminism was in that town? What was so progressive about fictional 1930’s Maycomb Alabama. Which of the characters were concerned about victim blaming and slut shaming? Her father was beating and molesting her, and accused a black man she had flirted with of rape to cover it up because any black man…

LOL you have to be trolling, the accused rapist was probably innocent, and the town was LITERALLY trying to lynch him. What’s feminist about lynching innocent black men?

Yeah I don’t know why anyone would wear pointe shoes when they weren’t dancing like that can’t be comfortable to just walk in.

I hope so!

I’d wear the fuck out of that Zuhair Murad. He’s the shit. I love his wedding gowns.

Does anyone ever find themselves mentally self-sabotaging relationships? I’m getting back in the dating game after one failed one and one crush that I finally have gotten myself to realize is never gonna happen. So before, I wasn’t even really trying to meet women or date that hard. Now that I have, I’ve been seeing…

There’s a very long (and documented) history, starting at the back end of the slavery era, of black men being labeled as rapists of white women in the South and lynched with no evidence, no trial (or a sham trial). There’s a whole lot of reasons for this, white womanhood was a symbol and status to be protected (and…

I just don’t think they’d raid his house unless they had a very good reason to do so.