Yeah you should absolutely have to wear non-slip sneakers because it is fucking dangerous to work in a restaurant without them, let alone in fucking heels.

LANDRYS IS THE DEVIL and as of 2013 at least you still had to pay the 9.50 and I think they go out of their way to hire narcissists in all management positions and fuck landrys

‘It’s the 21st century, let’s act like it.’

Nope. Don’t fuck on my couch. Don’t fuck in my bed if you give you my keys and I’m out of town. Don’t fuck in my shower. Unless you are actually having sex with me, don’t get it on in my living space. You can accuse me of being a selfish, sex negative, prude, and tell me how you wouldn’t mind if situations were…

Reading the angry twitter replies by Ed Sheeran fans made my night.

“I feel betrayed by my captain”

“Butches are butch because they exist further to masculine/male along the gender spectrum. I dress and act the way I do because it is a natural extension of my gender. No one peer pressured me into it.”

Well, I think there’s a common stereotype of lesbian = butch woman that exists, and I think people of all sexualities can tend to assume feminine presenting = straight. But I don’t think that would drive women otherwise fine or even desiring to present in a feminine manner to solely start shopping in the mens section,…

I mean, clothing is a personal thing and some people like myself are pretty comfortable dressing in clothing traditionally assigned to my gender and some aren’t. Maybe being queer already (and therefore already defying what men and women are traditionally supposed to do/be/act) makes people more comfortable exploring…

Many lesbians don’t feel comfortable wearing dresses, and as in their everyday life, dress more traditionally ‘masculine’ and present themselves that way. Many lesbians wouldn’t touch a pair of pants if they got paid to and go super femme 24/7. Getting married doesn’t change that. People always have a wide variety of…

Really, even the GM got involved and yet none of them thought or had time to just have him point to the food on the menu?

I have no pictures with me but my senior portrait was lovely and my mom made me dress up and for (longgg overdue) the first time in my life wax my eyebrows. Except either the yearbook messed up, and instead of those nice pictures going in the yearbook my regular school ID photo did. I was going through a ‘everything I…

Why?????

Yeah definitely. To me, guns and explosions in movies are awesome. To a human being so small they can’t even communicate in human language - guns and explosions in movies are wildly confusing and scary.

You said yourself, lots of people here spell it with a K. She did not get to her 60s unaware that Kaitlin/Kaitlyn is a common name spelling. That shit was fucking deliberate. And it was glorious.

aww you’re gorgeous

Yeah and especially a film like Avengers that was just non-stop loud explosions - no baby is gonna sleep through that. I’d get if I’d been seeing a cartoon or a disney film - something for children but maybe they brought a baby along. But there’s no reason to bring a baby to Avengers.

“Your own reality started breaking down, and you were totally lost as to what was really going on.” This is terrifying to read, like who fucks with people’s brains to this extent???

I remember seeing the normal heart and going holy shit at just how much weight Matt Bomer lost, and then to go from that to having to beef up for magic mike? Or Christian Bale, how much weight he’s lost and then gained - it’s gotta do a toll on your body.

Someone brought their baby to the avengers when I saw it a couple weeks ago and OF COURSE she was fussy and crying and pissed everyone off, and I felt so bad for that baby. Because talk about overstimulation.