LOL @ super serious sports journalists concerned their same 5 lame questions that get the same 5 lame answers might be impeded by the most adorable little girl on the planet being adorable.

Working out might help? Switching medications if possible (if that’s what’s triggering it)?

I can see a lot of these apps/services being really great for people with disabilities or other medical issues (laundry & cooking in crutches ranks slightly higher than slamming your head repeatedly against a wooden door in terms of pleasantness) so I’m not gonna shit on them. But I’m guessing they’re probably…

I don’t understand why the asshole just comes out of people when it comes to how much money is appropriate to spend on alcohol. Some cheap wine tastes good. Most taste meh. Some expensive wine tastes good. Some expensive wine tastes meh. If you like wine then I recommend being willing to spend a little more on a…

I wish I’d thought of that before I got my IUD, which I finally sucked it up and got after literally soaking through an overnight pad, S+ tampon, towel, sheets, and stained my mattress. That’s such a clever idea.

I realize I’m probably going to be in the minority here on this but I didn’t come out of this episode hating it or angry at the show writers or what it showed. I certainly wouldn’t say I enjoyed it, but it resonated with me... Jamie not wanting to be touched & showing how ashamed he felt. It felt wildly personal and…

Brussels sprouts cut in half, coated in olive oil and fast food french fry levels of salt, broiled until crispy. So. Damn. Good.

I love me some flowers. I have fake ones because fresh bouquets every week or so = $$$ so give me all the flowers. If you give me jewelry I know you either don’t know me at all, or didn’t try at all.

It’s not a crime. It may be an immature prank, shouldn’t have been done, and maybe the dude had sexist motivations, but it’s not sexual assault. If it is, anytime someone goes to the bathroom, doesn’t wash their hands, then shakes someone else’s hand is commiting an act of sexual violence. Which, while gross, is not…

Unknowingly being handed a credit card that briefly touched someone’s ass out of your sight is gross, not sexual assault. Being forced against your will to cup someones genitals is. There’s a world of difference between those to.

I was about to get real offended at being called the Florida of Washington then I remembered that when I was growing the meth dealers living in the rental house on our block created a path going from the street all the way around the house so they could sell me the out their side window. They created a meth…

EUGH when I gain weight it goes to my front and literally no where else. So I have average arms, average thighs, no ass, no hips, but a big tummy and triple Ds/E cups. I’ve fielded the ‘when is the baby coming’ wayyy too many times.

OMG I’m always reluctant to be like ‘dude, were gay’ when guys hit on me/my date because then they go into creep mode 2000 but I never had another good way of dealing with that... until now. So many applause.

Yeah if the woman from one tree hill could film romantic scenes with her ex who cheated on her, these two could pretend to be grownups for one day of filming. No way their feud was any more emotionally charged than that.

My problem is that she was a producer and in almost all likelihood used that power to screw over Archie storyline (which got progressively worse and she had less scenes as the show went on), plus as a producer she has even more responsibility to be a professional on the show. If the writers want a goodbye scene, suck…

Omg no lie no shame I would pay a good 3-4 bucks above market price to get a box of Charli XCX tampons. I’d never use them, just display them on my bathroom counter prominently.

Zucchini and carrot are wonderful, if you serve me fried mushrooms I will never forgive you

Started howling so loud my mom heard me across the house at “I like organic stuff”. I would rather take a bath in that river than eat anything that emerged from it.

So walking a human being on a leash is an activity that should be firmly categorized as private, inside the home only behaviors.

And abusers often try to make themselves look like a victim when it's beneficial to them and their manipulation too. Given all of Loebs history and antics I have no problem scrutinizing everything he says publicly. He may be telling the truth but this also may be part of his continuing smear campaign to humiliate his…