A 130 pound female could not do it, I don’t care how much time she spends in the gym.

I’m not surprised at all. When I was going into my last year of middle school they implemented a similar school dress code where you could only wear certain garments in certain colors and we kept getting in trouble.

It’s supposed to be though it doesn’t seem to be very well known. Supposedly it’s from the tradition where ideally your bridesmaids and groomsmen would end up getting married as well

Is there any chance that she’s already married or will be married before you? Then you can claim superstition and not make her a maid or at least not a moh because it’s bad luck to have married wedding party members. Most people don’t follow that anymore but you could at least frame excluding her as a fault of yours…

I improved it!

I’m okay with it

This is a strange choice of belt...

This ad is a handy response to people who say that the kylie jenner challenge “can’t be racist!1!! bigger lips have always been considered more attractive!!”

I misread this as 60k gondolas somehow. Your friend seems way more sane for having flowers instead of an unreasonable amount of Venetian boats in Argentina. Though I was thinking $60k worth of gondolas because otherwise there'd be like 60 boats per guest...

"Subject: URGENT! Our office was bombed, we need your help!"

I took a picture of this beautiful graphic about this at the Nat Geo museum recently. I thought it was really cool and am just generally sort of excited when I have an excuse to share it with people

It does not mean the university wishes to cause survivors of sexual assault distress.

He is clearly unfamiliar with Victorian era porn. Which, strangely enough, I think originated from Western culture

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who wants to cover up my stomach during wedding ceremonies. Any guesses about what sort of a venue this would be suited for? A giant train says cathedral but a sheer gown with open panels does not. Maybe a yacht wedding? If you manage to not sink the boat...

I have a tool that does nothing but peel garlic. But it does its one thing wonderfully

I was never allowed to watch Ren & Stimpy as a child so I guess that counts. I think I saw some and I only remember thinking it was gross.

Coat pockets are probably one of the best parts of cold weather. I guess the thicker fabrics make it acceptable for me to own and carry stuff?

A friend of mine and I are trying to drink our way through a list of the 10 best boxed wines. They are very good! But, a box of wine for two smallish women is a bit of a commitment.

I didn't think hallmark made cards for same sex weddings (good for them!) I thought they were pretty 'conservative' particularly last spring when someone I know couldn't find a mother's day card for his pregnant fiance

Children shouldn't get participation prizes, it should teach them about real life where only the boss gets paid anything and only the valedictorians get a diploma and only the tallest children live to adulthood. There is zero value in doing anything that anyone has ever or could ever do better than you in any way.