People: A pet in your car will definitely kill you in a crash

you can’t use the transbreak in NC

It clearly exemplifies the futility of post-modern materialism, from a humanist perspective. I’m sorry you are unable to appreciate it’s transcendence over sensory domains.

It’s nice to know that even cultured Europeans who go to art museums can’t think of anything more creative than scratching their initials in things like an NYC subway vandal.

Boston to Somerset to Fall River to Providence?

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

a knock knock joke would have been better

On the side of the road with head gasket issues.

People say I look like Seth Rogen about once a week.

I was never a huge fan of the ZJ back in the day, but god damn... I would drive the shit out of this.

Call girl!

That’s a lot of words for not caring.

Porsche certainly thinks it’s the best of the bunch.

The worst part is some one stuck a banana in the wheels.

Engine: a Honda engine.

HA! I once patched a big hole in the floorboard of a 1974 Monte Carlo with a RTE176 street sign that acquired by plowing it over in a Chicago snowstorm. The sign got stuck beneath the car and we dragged it for miles. Eventually had it hanging as a garage decoration until one day were were like “Wait, that would make…

It lost the corner speeds, but still managed to win the lap thanks to the electoral college. #notmyfastestlap

661 million horsepower; pretty sure that’s the upcoming Challenger Hell-Demon-Satan-Angel SRTs power output.

I love how it says “VIN number”. Classic Mopar stuff right there.

Cool. Then you’re good to go. You can go kick but while we hang back to help out newbies and folks who don’t really play horror games.