Shouldve painted it camo

And that’s how a Shelby Mustang is born, ladies and gentlemen.

I think that ostriches are the most terrifying animals on earth. Basically velociraptors.

Not necessarily the “worst,” but funny:

There was this time I skipped school, as did my best friend Cameron, then we lied about my girlfriend’s grandmother dying to get her out of school. My buddy Cameron’s dad had this Ferrari 250 GT California in the unlocked garage, so we “borrowed” it to drive to downtown Chicago for a day of fun. We left it at a…

People’s fear of Mustangs will too.

I owned this... 1996 pile of Chrysler sadness.

Not my story, technically, but my mother once had a snake fall out of a tree into her convertible Mustang as she was driving underneath it.

JALOPS ASSEMBLE!

COTD “Why don’t one of you morons just drive the car?” 

“Hey! That kid couldn’t drive a finger up his ass.”

You had me at “probably can’t operate a screwdriver”. I refuse to give up my organic artisan hand lotion hobby though.

You gotta pay the Troll Toll!

Before I got used to the fact that toddlers will repeat anything, my son picked up a casual nugget of knowledge that he now repeats to every Harley rider. One day an obnoxiously loud HD cruised by and I was asked why it sounded like that. Without thinking I said it’s because some sad men have vaginas instead of…

Agree 100% I think South Park represented the way most people feel about them

Hey, this doesn’t happen by accident

“It’s the sports car of the hair drying industry.”

You are aware that the word ‘Confederate’ and ‘Confederation’ really have nothing to do with the Confederate States of America, or the Civil War, right? A ‘Confederation’ is just an allegiance of independant entites that come together to fight the main stream. So really, if these guys are coming together to fight the…

Don’t sugarcoat it. Tell us how you really feel.