l’d like to hear more about the meatloaf before making my final decision.

So go buy a Camry and die of beige.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Well, damn, he done did it.

...their just jacked up wagons...

Manufacturers specified viscosity and grade, filled to the specified level, with a side of pancakes drowned in maple syrup.

What is the best case Ontario?

...complaining about excessive blue smoke from the exhaust.

That’s no way to treat a Mini cooper. He’s a fine actor.

Only three? Child’s play.

Fixing junker Jeeps til dawn, with my dumb coveralls on ...

Smearin’ oil on the wall, that don’t bother me at all...

Are you really sure Jason?
I mean, really REALLY sure?

Yeah I looked at that account, definitely one of their PR people trying to make a positive comment. Marketing people, not car people.

It is amazing that Jeep hasn’t addressed the poor race track handling of the Wrangler.

Rimac Concept Well Done?

Rimac Concept One? More like Rimac Concept Done. Rimac Concept None?

He’s not the David Tracy...but he is the David Tracy’s weird VW cousin!

Being stuck in limp mode is why they all bought Corvettes in the first place.