There’s always the Jersey Shore...and rum ham.

Agreed! I had to pee since like paragraph 2, but I couldn’t stop reading.

So that’s where baby SR-71s come from!

this is a SUV and those other things are fat sedans

My imaginary oldest, from the imaginary first marriage, plays violin, but she’s driving herself to orchestra and practice in my imaginary old Peugeot 505.

I can already picture my hypothetical bohemian trophy wife dropping off my hypothetical children at their Waldorf school, cello lessons and sailing team practice in this.

$kaycog is all

Oh man. This is so funny. It’s like, you don’t like him, but you feel the need to bring it up and remind everyone that you’re butt-hurt about the election results. I see the humor in this. Really, we all do. This is also the first time on all of Gizmodo that a post that has nothing to do with President-elect Trump has…

The Chinese must have forgotten that Thursday is Italian BMT day, not American ROV day.

Subaru fans being salty? na

Truck nuts are awesome, but you need to get a receiver lock so your friends can’t take them off their truck after you tag them!

Top notch trolling.

Chamber music. String quartets. Post-bop moderate-tempo jazz. Stuff that’s intellectually engaging but not overstimulating or too forcefully emotional.

Interesting dinosaur book, that one.

Here you go....

Replace your bolts with hemis.

Spaceballs (1987)

Starred for fuckbrick...using that tomorrow.