You could be running for president and shoot someone.

glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk and the back,/And I know my rights so you go’n need a warrant for that

First: I’m always here for you if you need me...

all you liber-all Tesla driving overnurtured lady men want to do is turn left. I blame Obama.

You have such large books.

Thank you for taking the lead and keeping us current with this information; preventing the surge of the inevitable battery of questions.

Thats an alternator, dude.

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

...Scheisse.

HAH! I’d never seen this! This S-Cargo is actually spelled Escargot.

“Thats gotta be one charmin’ motherfucker. I mean way more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres.”

Who doesn’t love a good vulva?

Rochester, seems like the only logical place.

“My Mercedes was too unreliable so I bought an Audi.”

This embroidery is gag worthy. Labels do not equal taste.

I live in Massachusetts. We honk if you don’t start rolling when we know the light is turning green.