That sounds like a really

“And then as you can see in the simulation after the incident in question the defendant got into a shootout with police, blew up a gas station with an rpg, stole a helicopter, and then parachuted onto a skyscraper...allegedly.”

XR4Ti.

I didn’t have fun, and because of that no one can.

My mind is boggled at the comments I’m reading down here. Everything from “he’s an asshole,” to “he doesn’t care about his kids safety.”

What. The. Fuck. Are you people serious?!

1. The kids seem to be having fun. Hell, I’d love to try this challenge. I dunno any kid that wouldn’t find this amusing.

2. The dad seems to…

What, not even a flippant one-liner about the obvious absence of a car? Even for a cheap laugh?

Torch, I always picture you as an automotive-savant Charlie Day.

Damn, fuck NASCAR truck series, I’m a Cleveland Browns fan, and we need someone who can tackle. Give this kid a contract!

Misread the title as “Beater Corollas conquer muddy mountain trolls” and I thought Hollywood had finally decided to greenlight my Lord of The Rings meets Fast and Furious fan fiction.

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

So it doesn’t need gas, obviously!

We all know that “Hoyt” is really Tavarish. Who do you think you are fooling???

Dear Tom,

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

And now it’s time to turn the show over to our tame gangsta investor. Some say he's into having sex, but not making love; and that he got shot nine times and lived to tell about it. All we know is he’s call The Fiddy.

That interior is pure alcanterrorism.

fml.

“The suit said VW opted to install defeat software instead of larger tanks to save money.”

C is for Centigrade

I like the show but but the narrator is what I imagine ambian sounds like.