Once upon a time, this is what would’ve happened: he finds the wallet and turns it in to the box office; she calls the venue the next day and says, “did anyone turn in a lost wallet?” The venue says, “Yes, we have it.” She goes back to collect it.

Fun little story for sure.

I do that sometimes but I find it risky as some of them aren’t always fully dead and start to twitch a little when touched by the broom. I just crumple a bag up and use it like a tissue so its sort of thicker, not put my hand in a bag using it like a glove like maybe people think I mean.  The crinkling and thicker…

Fortunately, he’s more of a curious biter, than a swiper

The other day I noticed one of my kittens (Finn) staring at the ceiling. I looked up to find a spider above my bed. So Finn got Lion Kinged up there, and ate the spider.

So... the ‘good guy with the gun’ just let the guy tip on out of there without shooting him after his “white don’t shoot white” speech? Also: really? I guess those scores of dead white people in the spate of mass shootings (and the other shootings throughout this country) were done by the phantom PoCs that inhabit…

I remember thinking that she must be loaded because it seems like she’s in every commercial these days. Get that money Sofia!

Sofia’s income is clearly Head and Shoulders above the others, being a Cover Girl who drinks lots of Pepsi while watching Hulu and wearing her KMart line. (She makes more from her endorsements than from Modern Family)

If you can’t keep your pet on your property, you shouldn’t have a pet. Fenced yard? Left indoors? Crate-trained? Whatever works for you and isn’t inhumane, but if your dog or cat keeps getting out and begging for food, chasing pedestrians, killing birds or shitting in the neighbor’s yard, you’ve failed the minimum…

She’s not ‘pretending to be a stray’ - she is simply going to where people give her food. That is essentially what domesticated dogs have evolved / been bred to do. It’s how they became domesticated.

“If you see my dog @ [sic] the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat ass,” Reyes wrote. “She’s not even a stray dog. She’s just a gold diggin’ ass bitch that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her & feed her burgers.”

it was a person I certainly didn’t expect

I was served Eggs Benedict once as a kid, and I didn’t want to eat them because they were weird-looking, so my dad said “oh, you loved these when you were little! You ate them all the time!” So I happily ate my eggs benedict. Years later, I realized I had to have been like, 4 or 5 when he told me that so I very much…

And magically most are countries where HSBC has/had a strong presence. Having been an expat around SE Asia I’d suggest Thailand or HK long before Singapore (love SG if doing more local, hate the expat scene) in as far as you get similar experience but actually feel like you’re not living in Plano, TX.

And few worse concert experiences than an artist playing stuff off the new record no one likes.

Sure. It’s a city; there’s going to be petty crime. The point I was making is that the “the criminals are all brown-skinned people” narrative is nonsense. The vast, vast, vast majority of immigrants in France (and everywhere else), whether they’re refugees or not, are decent people who’re just trying to live their…

Nomad List is a pretty great site for learning about what different locations offer in terms of cost of living, safety, internet speed, and a whole lot more.

amazed this wasn’t the first reply:

I was about 7 years old at a friends house watching movies in the basement with some other girls. One of their mothers came to pick them up and stopped to breastfeed her baby. I was incredibly nosy so I looked and her nipple was about the size of a finger, or looked like it to me. It freaked me out and took me a long…

Cats & dogs I think. I met a 60 yo that said she might have to get divorced because her husband wants to move to Florida & she thinks a gator will just run up & eat her dog when she is walking it. Weird conversation.