Oh for Pete's sake.

Any show set in NYC or LA that isn’t half people of color is a lie

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

I’m sorry this happened to you. I had a “best” friend ghost on me after like a decade, right after I got pregnant with my first. The damage she caused is lasting and also bullshit, because fuck her, she sucks. Jennifer, if you’re reading this, I hope you get a brand new paper-cut every single morning for the rest of…

You don’t hang out with any Black people in real life, huh?

Oh, so she still beggin’ for an ass-whoopin’, then?

I think sticking like 6 furbys in the passenger footwell is another good method. Imagine, it’s all dark, you hop into some fool’s car and all of a sudden satan is yelling at you with 6 mouths. Are you gonna take that car?

I can’t imagine how traumatizing it was for Mollie’s family and friends to hear that robocall. Or just to hear her name flung around as a political talking point day after day. How do you even begin to heal?

Tastes just like Grandma use to make...

I wonder the same thing with regard to the entire medical industry. Must a “true” vegan eschew any and all medical care / treatment / medication and even ‘best practices’ with regard to health and everyday life that were gleaned through a field of study that relies / relied on the use of animals? Wouldn't following a…

just another example of them caring less about the slave labor used to pick their food than the animals everyone else eats.

“We know that much of commercial farming requires the employment of undocumented migrants who are often paid below federal minimum wage”

Sad state of affairs when birdshit is the preferable choice. 

I’ma thrown my star achoo.

That snot real.

Oh bullshit. He’d have been lucky to have walked out in handcuffs.

Imagine this particular situation in reverse.

Wait a minute. Wasn’t the dude visiting his sidepiece who pulled on a gun on those college kids also employed by a management company? What is it about that job?

I have a name you know.