You mean he doesnt?

Just kidding. If he used google he’d probably know there were 300 famous Spartans, not Romans.

Shhhhhhhhh, no reason here.

Let’s not even get into the Adam & Eve started an entire species or pious men let their daughters get raped by mobs stuff.

Shhhhhhhhhh

That isn’t just a tan Megan Fox?

I swear that’s what I thought and you’d have to show me both of them in a room to prove it to me.

Would they?

Question 17) Has anyone in your family attempted a coup against the federal government?

Question 32) Are your family war profiteers? Do you directly benefit from the misery of other human beings?

All human beings should be sterilized until they prove they can move from protecting a non-boiled egg for a…

Fifteen years from now people will be saying ‘Yeah, but can you name the Sanders of his era? The Crash Tompkins? The MANY more?’

That doesn’t mean anything. Every generation thinks they’re living in the age of sports with the greatest competition.

Iverson, Jabar, Johnson, and probably Bird to go a little old school.

I don’t care how athletic Bryant is, he ain’t stopping a sky hook, a player able to layup with either hand, or a guy who can just shoot a three with your hands in his face and make it every time, while falling backwards, with untied shoes.

Point is: Jordan was playing against an actual defense?

If he’d just added an appositive like ‘Friends hang sometimes, but banners hang forever, especially when you have to do all the work yourself because you are a team of one’ then it would fully encapsulate this player who will someday be known as ‘oh that banner guy. He was pretty good. Terrible percentages, though.’

Ko…

Dammit, you just got me in trouble at work.

You can you even imagine a bigger group of prissy prima dona crybabies than modern NBA players?

I’d rather take a middle school on a cross country trip then drive Bryant and his hyper emotional man children friends to the nearest Chucky Cheese.

Awful. This would be just awful if it happened to a human being and not a Pats fan.

I’ve been there. Kyoto is such a cool city. It’s a tourist hotspot for a reason.

That’s why I’ll never be a Sharapova fan. That is some real gamesmanship crap that anyone out of the top 50 wouldn’t be allowed to get away with. You think some journeywoman playing for a first round tournament can scream (not grunt, not yell, but SCREAM) during a match?

And for people who don’t know why it’s…

Years ago, I used to be a delivery driver for Pizza Hut. During one particularly bad snowstorm we got an order for a somewhat rural place (I worked in the city, but on the edge and this pace was on windy, country roads basically). So I drove my Ford focus out there, slipping and sliding along, even witnessing another…

Hypothetically there might be streaming services where you can find games online and you don’t have to give money to The Man.

The GF watches every single K State football game, but we don’t have cable. There might be ways to find such things on the internet.

I’m not saying you should, I’m just saying that such an…

Many cities have great libraries, too. Even small towns will have well-kept libraries (in my experience oil rich states do funnel that money back to libraries).

Even if not a library, go to thrift stores, library book sales, and Half Priced Books.

I had a Kindle for a few years, but I still prefer physical books.…

replace ‘do my 135' with ‘eat a taco’ and that is my entire philosophy of life.

Why, if you’re ugly enough Hep C and HIV don’t make the jump to your junk?

Well if the two of them ever join up with a theme-specific international group of flamboyant terrorists we at least know one weakness they share.

You got me in trouble at work for laughing too loud.