Doesn’t that one statement describe the entire GOP base?
Especially the way most of them and their politicians look like 40 year old lesbians.

Yeah, SMAP was before and after my time in Japan, too. I’m stunned they still exist just because I’m used to the Western idea of boy bands and their thankful, inevitable destruction.

rather small pun if you ask me

But why would they? He ‘knows’ these guys because he lobbied to recruit them. He was a pathway to the NBA for them. it’s not like they’re real buddies (Calipari is one unbearable person). Why would they jump over to his team in a hodge podge for a coach who can’t, frankly, coach?

How will the NBA capitalize on Calipari’s one defining trait as a coach: bending the rules to recruit a great one-and-done team that he will have to rebuild each year when they leave him in the dust for the NBA draft?

Not sure how that works when you’re at the ceiling.

No one has ever praised his playmaking genius or…

That is something I appreciate that I think the Gawker crowd of sites does better than most other places: giving me lots of relevant links to explore.

That’s what I wondered. Are they sabotaging this on purpose?

I would say that’s silly conspiracy stuff, but the people we have to head our major sporting organizations are rarely smart enough *not* to get involved with asinine conspiracies.

Man, don’t do something you can’t recover from.

Jump off a balcony or try and headbutt a bull instead. Maybe fall in love with a stripper and end up stuck with her two kids after she takes all your money.

Don’t be stupid. They would never hire Jonah Hill to manage the team.

He’s the new back-up QB.

Because just like Tebow there is delicious schadenfreude in watching this arrogant prick get his nads raked over hot coal?

In your opinion is Obama just a muslim or is he also in league with the terrorists and secretly working to bring down America from within?

I totally get where you’re coming from, but the author is making the point these guys aren’t the KKK here. They’re not actually scary, they’re just sad men in a world that is rapidly passing them by.

No, it’s not remotely fair that peaceful black protesters in Ferguson or multiracial protesters in New York get pepper…

There is. It’s called the parking lot of the Dairy Queen.

Plus, I heard Hubie just got a new four wheeler. well, not new. He bought it rebrobushed from this mexican out back of the Dollar Tree, but it still runs real good and all. Anyway, Hubie says we can take a ride on it if we bring him some beer. He’s got one a…

Friend, there are two things Chris Christie has proven he doesn’t have. One of them is a full box of donuts sitting on his desk, the other is a knack for providing citizens with good transportation.