I’m glad I’m not the only one that despises crafting.

If I can get through the rest of the game without it, no prob. But that’s the reason why, 40 hours in, I couldn’t finish Persona 3: I hated having to ‘craft’ my new spirit pokemon.

I really want to get into these games, but POE seems like it’s way too long for my schedule. I struggle just to finish the vanilla stories in Fallout and I gave up playing Witcher 1 so I could just try my hand at Witcher 2 (I couldn’t justify all the time to get through the story).

If this game is beatable in 30 hours…

They did the Batman origin story again? Again.

AGAIN?

JESUS. WHY?

SNYDER YOU MORON. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD KNOWS BY NOW. Babies escape the womb knowing that Bruce Wayne’s parents were gunned down in Crime Alley. I can only hope they’ll do another Spiderman movie and explain his origin. Oh, and Supes’.

Did you guys get to ask HBO how it feels to be eating your journalistic dust?

The whole article reminds me of being back in college and two of my teammates must have been taking a sophomore philosophy class or they just read some Ayn Rand or something and they said ‘if you think about it, everything you do is for selfish reason. Even when you give to charity you’re just making yourself feel…

On one hand, the gonzo 90s were a good time for this to happen, but I also lament that it couldn’t have happened in the more nuanced, story-heaving post 2006 world.

Imagine some of the modern creators, even the indie giants who just dip into marvel and DC on a whim, getting to write this stuff.

A Rock Hudson joke in 2016? You get a star. Now back to the nursing home with you!

Gotta wear a black shirt if you sweat that much. Then you can be as slick as an orca and no one knows (until a player pats you on the back and a fine mist sprays the audience).

I care about it, but I do care more about warcraft 4.
So I half agree with you.

Also, I was living in South Korea when Wings of Liberty first dropped. It was madness at the PC Bangs. Madness, I say.

SC2 editor is so powerful they could build half the game using that. Control would suck, but they can just use all the assets.

I don’t mind if Ghost looks more like a 2008 game than a modern one, but even up close, SC2 assets and units look pretty good (that blizzard art style).

Exactly why the pixel art style of the SNES is so great: it can be used to great affect, but they really had to focus on the game play and innovation and not just on breast physics.

Final Fantasy I, IV, VI, VII, IX, X, Tactics.

Seems like they can do it more than once.

Chrono Cross was a completely different game. That’s like saying Mario is Missing is a sequel to Mario 3.

Doesn’t count.

Tokyo is a neat city, but just like New York being overused, I’d rather see different cities pop up in Anime.

Kyoto, of course, has already been repped, but what about Nara with its sacred deer and huge temples? How about some of the other islands and seeing the Awaodori festival or the Gobosai?

How about little…

Except she’s trapped in an endless one-way corridor with Snow.

Why has CPS not taken their kids away?

I’m sure they’re home schooled, too (these kind of nutjobs always do that to protect their profit sources from potential taint by reality), but some responsible adult should have called CPS a while ago.

Lock them up, chemically castrate one of them, and let them out when the…

Oh what a great female role model.
She’s such a strong woman that is so confident she doesn’t need to get constant validation from strangers based purely on her looks.
She’s such a smart, capable woman that she has many marketable skills outside of ‘looking pretty in public’.
She’s such a good leader that she really…

And a man finding a woman. Beauty and the Beast has it so a woman is necessary to break the curse.
Lion King has the male lead dragged back into the fight by the rebel female.
Etc.

In each of these movies, it’s not just the woman who is seen as incomplete without a mate, but also the male. I know it’s convenient to…

Don’t teach rabbits to carry mace, teach foxes not to eat rabbits.

You people are really falling all over yourselves with this ‘revolution’ thanks to an animated movie, a great Mad Max movie, and what will be a middling gender-bent Ghostbusters movie.

Some of us just enjoy great movies. John Carpenter’s The Thing is a…

I didn’t know Cracked changed their URL to adequateman. That’s strange.

Oh, this is a different preachy, condescending, faux self-effacing bit of SJW tripe. Oh, well. My mistake.