Anyway, joking aside, this looks right up my alley and I don’t care how bombastic or stupid it is, I’m going to see it.

It’s a damn shame how little Goddard has gotten to do. He made a huge mistake ditching Daredevil for fucking Sinister Six. Hopefully something actually comes of this.

Actually, I quite like that she has no problem sourcing her own mother as the person who taught her how to speak to these cretins. Her mother should be a proud parent!

Make Danny Rand walk him. Whiny little twit...

Who’s a good giant mutant dog? Who’s a good giant mutant dog?

correction:

Based on the children’s book Everybody Popes.

The Audacity of Pope

I confess to be a little disappointed they didn’t name it The Old Pope.

It’s just called The Pope? How will I know how “hip” and “with it” he is if I’m not receiving any indication of age via the title?

Can we have one discussion on Kinja that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse.

Very glad this bit has survived the Kinja-ing.

HER EMAILS

But now it’s 2017 - sadness and misery are back and better than ever!

It’s like New York is another character in the album!

I still think the best thing he ever did was the Clerks animated series. He needs to find something like that where he can just goof around until he’s inspired enough to make a film that doesn’t sound like something he made on a dare.

BUTT

“Through the course of my fascinatingly dull life, I’ve always found fiction so much more truthful than reality—and, yes, I’m aware of the irony”

Truly, this is a sad day for literature. Also bananafish.