Poison pen letters would be more like “I thought you’d like to know your wife has a male visitor every day at 2pm when you’re at work...” 

Said something about trespassing. And I’m sure he resisted arrest (everyone resists arrest). And disorderly conduct. That’s also a good one. And, I’m guessing, walking in the street between two horses. That seems illegal to me.

If I’m trying to go on the string that there is a god, my arguments then fly into:

Architects write in all caps. I think we’re closing in on a suspect.

The problem with all-caps writing is that it’s harder to emphasize the “OUR” like they did.

Who wants to buy a house a live next to someone who would write such a note?

“Hello, we’re the republican party, and we truly respect women!”.

“And on the outside, heeeere comes Kentucky! Kentucky is moving forward, but can they pass Alabama? Wait a minute, Mississippi just handed their beer off to Missouri and is now picking up steam! “

And they all go to Lexington Christian Academy.

“No other developed nation tolerates the levels of gun violence that we do,”

which is what it seems The Root would like, less police

So, how come one or both of the police officers weren’t walking by his side, like a non-mounted officer would be doing? Are they that lazy that they’re like “Well, I could walk. But it’s far! I know, we’ll just lasso him and walk him down the street like an escaped animal from his cage.”.

I know, I know! It’s “distracting”.

I disagree that the entire point of a dress code to police the bodies of PoC and women (not sure how dress codes aren’t about white boys as well). Many schools started going back to a dress code to try to level the playing field for kids who don’t have, and/or can’t afford, certain “in” clothes, shoes, etc. The theory…

Recalls the time another male athlete was found to have been on the Pill, which also seemed slightly suspicious.

When you hear the discussions about gun violence and these shootings, you never hear about the trauma faced by those who survive. Even after several suicides of former parkland students, the caring is just not there.

Sounds like we have someone looking to get into Trump’s cabinet!

Yes, because between the two, the vegan milkshake throwing anti-facists are just as major a threat as people with semi-automatic weapons looking to kill as many people as possible. But it’s antifa that the administration wants to call a domestic terrorist organization (which is truly insane because they aren’t an…

And do you know there’s a group of “open carry” texans who walk around daily carrying their ar-15s because they want everyone to be used to people carrying assault rifles around the streets (there’s also a black group that does the same thing, but they get more “feedback” from the police than the white folks do).

I have never stolen a helicopter, flown it over the city and randomly blown people up for no reason other than my own petty amusement.