I’m ten years out of high school but I still remember being a senior and thinking all the incoming freshmen were still basically kids fresh out of middle school. I really think anyone at that age willing to pursue a child is a burgeoning pedophile

Narrator: The troll has laid its false equivalency trap, but upon finding no takers of the bait, it becomes aggressive.

An interesting show that Disney would never make: “How does a former revolutionary acclimate to working within the new government, one that is making compromises on the values it fought for, in the name of peace? What does it mean for governments to wield power responsibly and ethically? Is that even possible?”

The…

Bill Burr is not the unproblematic fave you’re looking for to replace Carano.

I’m really happy for Nasim Pedrad as I’ve always liked her and she seems underused on TV since SNL. But her ‘Chad’ character weirds me out.

I used to get so excited to see Tim Burton attached to a project. I’m sad that doesn’t happen anymore.

me: sounds like fun casting! yay!

And yet his base will still vote for him for president.  I’d bet they would even if he was in prison.  

Crime won't bring him down. Someone needs to be investigating the kids to keep them from trying to pick up the mantle. None of them will be good at it, but Ivanka and junior could probably win seats in Florida and still fuck things up worse than the dipshits that are already there. 

“Conservatives say if you don’t give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for the poor, they tell us they’ve lost all incentive because we’ve given them too much money.”

Wow, these are some really fucking dumb defenses. Though, I would laugh and laugh and laugh it they somehow turned it into a huge class action suit against Fox News from these people. 

If it's not abortion it's guns, Republicans will vote to get punched in the face if it means the bogeyman won't take their guns.

That’s a bullshit statement.

They also care about making sure brown people are second class citizens.

And then in the next election they state’s voters will march right in and grant power to these exact same guys again.

As Jordan Weissmann pointed out on Slate (https://slate.com/business/2021/05/republicans-states-unemployment-insurance-labor-vaccines-schools.html), the states that have been quickest to cut unemployment benefits have also generally been the worst at getting people vaccinated, ensuring that working remains dangerous.…

Well that’s the thing: voters put republicans in office to do nothing or even better, just Burn It All Down. Doing something for your constituents (other than hurting people that don’t look like them, of course) would imply that government works. And they don’t want that. And their voters have been fed a steady diet…

“The Supreme Court doesn’t matter in the long run” or “quit trying to hold my vote hostage.”

“But Hilary just didn’t INSPIRE me to vote."

All chaps are assless, otherwise they'd be pants.

The amazing thing about that clip is despite having seen it countless times, I can’t tell if everyone else is kinda half-assing it, or if they just look that way compared to Prince.