So why, exactly, do we give the HFPA so much power and hold the Golden Globes in such high regard?

Yeh, FB is where you learn all your high school acquaintances got all fat, religious, and super conservative. (Also a lot of pictures of your friend’s kid in marching band because they think everyone cares their kid is second bassoon or whatever)

I assume the only things that bring him joy are gluttony and cruelty.

It does seem like they had this cool idea that doesn’t really stand up to scrutiny if you stop to consider it.

Yeah, Hayward is definitely being shown to be A Bad Guy (because superheroes are always good and the mere mortals of the MCU are supposed to know that on sight) but at this point I can’t really say he hasn’t been justified in his treatment of Wanda (who from a non-Avenger standpoint) kills a bunch of civilians every…

It’s been over ten goddamn months and almost half a million people dead and they still can’t figure it out so of course they’re going to refuse to exercise any sort of caution today.

It will give her more time to shout about how she’s being oppressed 

Yeah I am at the point where any time these people throw their cash at stuff like this I figure they get what they deserve. Fools, money...at least they’re not buying guns with it.

House Republicans have voted to allow Wyoming Rep. Liz Cheney to remain at her post by a margin of 145 to 61, in defiance of the many in her party...

Did you actually read those policies? they’re basically “we will fix things by fixing them.”

...also the easiest to outsource for peanuts.

That plus the Get Out Of Hell Free card that is declaring yourself forgiven

My passions are junk food, 80's pop music, and board games. Other people’s passions include supporting the violent overthrow of our government.

That was a long letter to say WHAR UNITY

I owe you all an apology. I have likely imposed on you my lifetime passions.

Yeah, can we finally drive a stake through the heart of the whole “run the government like a business” idea?

You’re right - to most people STEM means “teach kids to write apps.” Fantastic.

He strikes me as one of those guys whose answer to everything is “teach kids to code!”

I don’t find this hard to believe at all. It’s not like they’re going to find the movie entertaining - it would be like Steven King saying that he’d sit down and read The Stand for fun.

Massive nuclear submarines threatening destruction in The Hunt For Red October? Check.