She’s out of school, so she’s got to keep those checks coming.

You think she’s going to get a job? Like she’s some sort of peasant?

Born on third base, thought they hit a triple - that sums up the entire clan.

So much of older TV had that “What the hell else are you going to watch? A Love Boat rerun?”going for it

Yeah, they’re going to be in for a bit of a shock when fewer people say “fifteen bucks a month to watch Friends? Hell yeah!” than they have planned.

The last time I watched I watched the Christmas special I was struck by how fucking depressing it was. Everyone heaps abuse on Charlie Brown for twenty minutes straight and Linus is all “...because Jesus, that’s why” and they do that weird loo-loo-loo singing/howling thing and that’s it.

Yeah, but the only way Reagan would be “horrified” at what’s going on today is because they’re being so crass and blatant about their racism and classism. Not pandering to the Evangelicals politely, as he would have done.

I feel like Trump’s big plan at this point is to give Biden the virus.

It is funny that Republicans are all against that fancy book learnin’ and science until they get sick. Why didn’t he get his Evangelical pals to come over and pray for him instead?

...so what you’re saying is a movie called “Tarantula” should be on a list called “UNEXPECTED Cinematic Spider Invasions”?

I would also assume agents, as law enforcement officers, wouldn’t feel obligated to do something at that point

I would bet that a lot of Secret Service personnel are die-hard Republicans so they probably love it.

There is some poetic justice if he chose to hide out in Venezuela, the current Republican paradigm of a Socialist hellhole.

She was one of those cast members that Lorne kept trying to push to the forefront despite not being all that good at sketch comedy until they just put her behind the WU desk and said “look, just do your thing here for five or six minutes.”

Yeah, an incumbent R in Georgia? I’m shocked he’s actually bothering to spend the money.

“Jeez, do people really believe that cornpone ‘farmer’ look translates to ‘man/woman of the people’ anymore?”

The only documentary of Richard Spencer I want to see is the video of him getting punched in an endless loop with either “Our House” by Madness or the sax solo to “Baker Street” playing as the soundtrack.

The Apple is one of those movies that is virtually impossible to watch without some help from MST3K/RiffTrax.

Yeah, that’s a real list.

I think what you meant to say is “Chris Christie Currently Thinks Coronavirus is Serious...”