I always enjoy when the media foists someone like Ken Bone on the national consciousness then insists that it’s our fault somehow.

Oh, hey, it’s Ken Bone!

Democrats need to shout this from the fucking rooftops.

Yeah, that’s a seriously tough guy right there and not a morbidly obese slob struggling to breathe.

I assume that if Trump is dead by the end of the month Republicans will spin it that he went to heaven to challenge God to a fistfight for dominance of creation.

Every time I pull up CNN and I don’t see CHENEY DEAD as the headline I think the same thing

I go to the hospital and get filled up with experimental drugs all the time - just for fun!

This. “Weak” is literally the worst this you can ever say about someone in his mind. He can’t admit to anything.

He is like a toddler that hasn’t mastered object permanence yet - if he’s not looking directly at you, you do not exist.

I want him to endure years if not decades of humiliation.

As if we needed more proof of Twitter’s biases

I guess AMC needs to keep the money flowing, but I assume this is going to be another “apparently only stupid people survive the apocalypse” zombie show so I will pass.

He didn’t care when over 200,000 people died and now I’m supposed to care about him? When his followers were saying things like “your safety isn’t more important than my liberty?” When his sycophants were saying we have to reopen the economy and the schools and if some people have to die, well, that’s just the price…

...and he’s only feeling “mild to moderate” symptoms.

I’m sure having to look at conceptual drawings and swatches for ten minutes a day counts as “working her ass off” for her

This is proof that this is FAKE NEWS HOAX as we all know she is a super genius Einstein visa recipient that knows six languages and has an architecture degree that no one can verify.

You know, if some old people have to die so we can open up the bars again, that’s just what we’ve gotta do.

I’ve heard that stores force employees to say “Fuck Holidays” instead 

I want him to die bankrupt and in jail, fully cognizant of what a fucking failure of a human being he was.

...does that mean Ben Kingsley gets to be President now? I am okay with that.