Seeing that the Venn diagram of “country music fans” and “rabid Trump supporters” is a single perfect circle, I am hardly surprised.

He’s not a human, but two hundred pounds of hatred and bile.

People will be all BUT MAH FREEDOMS again and they’ll be open in a week. Calling it now.

They have access to bars and haircuts, why are they upset? Come on, Republican states, prove this is the hoax like you’ve been saying.

Someone needs to hit Patrick up with this. “You said we had to restart the economy and some deaths were unavoidably necessary. How do you feel about that now? Anything you’d like to say to the families that have lost people recently?”

Pretty much everyone that wasn’t a Republican (and I assume some that were) knew this is EXACTLY what was going to happen. 

Dear Texas and many other Republican states:

It’s weird that the Americans could not do the one thing they should have excelled at, namely sitting their asses down at home and watching television for a month.

There was a lot of polling data which was poorly interpreted. The problem is when talking heads use polling to back up the narrative they’ve already decided on.

There is literally no way you “accidentally” tie a noose. “The bunny goes in the hole and around the tree and shit, I tied a noose again...”

How about “Fuck The Confederacy, What A Bunch Of Loser Assholes” Chicks

Not only do they not care, but nothing will ever be done to stop them

I think we all know if he had gotten his war, he’d still be in the White House today.

My boss gave me a diatribe once as if free healthcare, free college, longer vacations, and cleaner air and water were bad things.

Anything besides “give the rich people everything they want” is commie socialism

Young people believe they will never, ever die.

Surely you’re not talking about Jezebel writers, who are convinced only Saint Bernard can beat Trump.

It’s amazing how on one side all the doctors and scientists are advising caution but on the other side the main argument is BUT I DON’T WANNA 

Most “financial experts” like this guy are asshole salesmen. They don’t make their money by following their own rules, they make it by selling books and seminars and shit.

It sure would be a shame that a Trump rally filled with thousands of his biggest worshippers would result in hundreds of COVID cases.