Four caused by a Democrat is obviously more than a hundred thousand caused by a Republican, that’s just math.

Mrs. Trump’s pleas to her friends to think of her husband as a human in possession of an actual penis seem a bit odd, do they not?

The fact that these people DNGAF that they’re being recorded being asshole while people shows how ingrained all this shit is

The NYT is the WELL ACTUALLY of newspapers

They are easily accessible, inexpensive, and fresher because they’re frozen almost immediately after picking and processing.

TBF, it was written for ages 9-12 so I can’t blame them, it’s the people who thought it was GREAT LITERATURE

They also have what seems to be a disproportionate amount of idiot New Agers

Don’t forget when liberals were putting their trust in generals and the intelligence community while conservatives were discovering their love for Russia and North Korea.

Is it just a coincidence that the first year that people aren’t all worried about not getting invited to the Met Gala that they’re also starting to decide they’re done with Wintour?

Yeah, people are done with it out here too. We were asked to endure what were mild inconveniences for most but it was judged too difficult because FREEDOM

Still, Rowling speaks only for herself, and her books—and the people whose lives they changed—are whatever you want them to be. But there is truly no need to follow her on Twitter. She doesn’t deserve your engagement. Fuck J.K. Rowling.

I’ve never understood why all of Woody’s industry pals feel the need to stick up for him when he is apparently still allowed to do whatever the hell he wants despite the fact that most people have been done with him for decades and aren’t interested in watching his biannual movies.

She’s not as actively complicit as the others, but she and mom are just fine with cashing the checks and living the life.

It’s like all the Republican tough guys that thought water boarding was NBD

American Christians don’t read those parts of the Bible.

Well, we’ve seen how the other four have turned out so the odds are against him. He could be like Tiffany, happily to be a career student to keep the checks flowing and passively complicit.

Yeah, don’t exactly know what other conclusion we were going to make after her stocking with that primo catch for as long as she has. “She secretly spends her days working at homeless shelters and has given millions to Amnesty International!” Sure, whatever.

I seem to remember reading somewhere her plan up to then was to keep fucking the head of Tiffany’s security at Trump Tower on the side and wait for Donald to die.

Aside from what I assume are her Monthly Contractually Mandated Public Appearances, She still seems to live a secluded life in a tower.

I can look at a photo and tell, FFS