GWB started a needless war that cost us trillions, killed or wounded countless people on both sides, and screwed up the region for decades but sure, Michelle acts like he’s America’s Crazy Uncle so it’s all good.

That’s why he fits in with the GOP so well.

That’s how deep they have to dig to fit their narrative here 

The far left and the far right have one major thing in common: they both really, really wanted Bernie to be the candidate.

Joan is usually in too much of a hurry to be snarky and cynical that sometimes she can’t be bothered to read the stuff she’s commenting on but hey, traffic is traffic.

Jez has gone full “If Bernie can’t be President screw the world”

It’s only a matter of time until they start rerunning the classic 2016 Gawker/Deadspin article “Voting is lame and you wouldn’t bother if you were cool like us”

Yeah, hiring a shitload of bloggers that had Concerns About Hillary was the best money Putin ever spent.

Bernie gave the Republicans an early Christmas present by not bothering to show up for that vote.

This raises a good question. Where is Bernie, Champion of the Common Man? I know Jez writers are working hard to undermine Biden for I don’t know what, a mass Bernie write-in campaign or something but if he’s just going to camp out in one of his three homes what’s the point?

These people are literally never going to get over the idea that many, many more voters wanted someone besides their Dream Candidate.

You can’t convince me at this point Jezebel wouldn’t prefer a second term for Trump over a non-Bernie Democrat as President. God forbid someone besides the guy that’s only a Democrat for a couple of months every four years gets more votes.

I have to admit when I was reading other, better political web sites this weekend a fleeting thought came into my mind: “...but how is Jezebel going to fit all this into their ‘Joe Biden is bad’ narrative?”

It’s like that guy at work that claims he “never gets sick” while giving everyone the flu and then acts all superior when everyone else calls in sick.

Indie rockers are part of a vast conspiracy to make us hate America because listening to their music makes you feel vaguely sad and melancholic. That’s how they get you.

Now the Deplorables are going to rally around him even more now that ANTIFA has been revealed at the Big Bad in this season of “Our Shitty President.” Now they get to hate someone for making them wear masks at the Wal-Mart and all they’ve ever really wanted was someone to hate so they can feel better about themselves.

Maybe she’s pouty because they canceled The Anna Wintour Met Gala for the Anna Wintour Costume Institute honoring Anna Wintour sponsored by Anna Wintour’s Vogue Magazine (I believe that’s what it’s called now)

Not possible, but I’d love to see Trump have a stroke over it.

Enough shit has gone down in 2020 to make a thousand attack ads, mostly with footage of Trump being an asshole.

Any day now I’m going to read an article telling me someone was replicating that meme where dudes are pointing guns at their junk and they shot their dick off and I will feel the same way I feel about these people.