The winning side was too concerned with placating the losers in the name of unity.

...nor does your grocery store have a history of unreported sexual assaults or mysterious disappearances I bet

Alternate take: literally everything about the cruise industry from the rampant disease to the unreported sexual assaults to the terrible treatment of workers is completely awful and the world would we way better off without it.

“Cocaine Lumberjack” is the name of my new folk fusion band

Every time I’ve seen a photo of him from the last two months it looks like somebody just shook him awake and dragged him in front of the camera

Oh, I am sure that despite the countless laws and traditions he’s broken en up to this point there has got to be a line he wouldn’t cross somewhere

I am glad to see I’m not the only person that can’t figure out why this book needs to be written. Make that cash while you can, I guess.

Kevin Costner stole the plot of F Troop to make Dances With Wolves.

Yeah, that’s energy wasted

Tell him to not be a moocher and deal with it himself. Go Galt!

Yeah for people that shop as a recreational activity, I guess they’re in bad shape. For the rest of us, we’re looking at that headline thinking it’s always sucked.

No one seemed to be like “get away from me” when I walked next to them. That’s what I’ve encountered at grocery stores.

I assume that every time I see a video on Facebook: either these people film all the time hoping they eventually strike gold or its staged

Hardly a day goes by that some Republican doesn’t say something like “we should hang Obummer and Killary and drag them through the streets” and one Democrat says something and they’re suddenly WHAT HAPPENED TO CIVILITY

Remember that 2000 deaths is five hundred Benghazis a day but Republicans are all “reopen everything I want a haircut and I don’t give a shit who dies”

I guess it’s the 2020 version of Qanon, only instead of Hillary being the mastermind behind it all, it’s Obama? Any day now he’ll get arrested for all that bad stuff he did

Yeah, Don. Tough guys like you can just shake it off.

If a person can’t figure out by now that maybe you should vote Dem even if your dream candidate didn’t get the nomination, literally nothing is going to sway them. 

There’s only so many ways you can say “when we said ‘vote blue no matter who,’ we assumed it would be Bernie and now we’re super pissed it’s not”

Republicans calling for the death of a Democrat? In 2020, we call that “a weekday.”