I wish her all the best but OTOH, she’s an 87 year old woman that’s been in the hospital more in the past couple of years than I’ve had vacations, so it’s highly likely.

The problem with that one is we’d never know if it happened. They’d just say he died in his sleep or something.

She knew all about him and she said, “yep, that’s the guy I want to fuck for the foreseeable future” so I doubt she married him because she thought she could turn him around.

God apparently has been pretty chill with letting thousands die up to now, maybe she should ask for help from someone that’s a bit less of an asshole.

I agree - also, nothing in his behavior during this crisis backs up his “germaphobe” reputation. His constant refusal to wear a mask or distance actually proves to me that he thinks himself to be one of those tough guys that never gets sick.

Oh, like the Dems are going to do anything to stop Mitch.

As I said elsewhere, he’s like one of those shitty people in a zombie movie that hides the bite as long as they can so they can stay with the group.

“The tests are perfect,” he said, “but something can happen between a test where it’s good and then something happens and all of a sudden ... today I guess for some reason she tested positive.”

Yeah, I feel like if she had spent, say, ten seconds of research on Google she could have figured it out.

About twenty-six hours later, CNN proves me right.

So since everyone at The Slot apparently took the day off (not anticipating any reason to complain about Joe Biden today, I assume) I’ll just mention that Stephen Miller’s wife (and Pence’s press secretary) tested positive for COVID.

You’re assuming that those dozens of people were sitting safe at home until they got that call: “haul your ass into the city, everyone - Maria just ordered something on Etsy.” Pretty much all of those USPS people were doing their job whether ten packages went through that depot or ten thousand.

TBF, he seems like the kind of guy that doesn’t bother learning the names of “the help” so I understand why it’s not registering for him.

I’ve said that certain people seem to live longer because their souls are unhampered by things like shame, doubt, or remorse.

I can only assume she went with Megyn Kelly because of how relentlessly she pursued the whole Brett Kavanaugh thing. Oh wait...

TV crime shows teach us they are pretty much infallible

Agreed. It’s not something you drop like it’s a reality show just before the commercial break.

Timing... wait for it. tic toc

JFC

I completely agree but you better get that dismissing finger ready because you’re gonna need it.