"...carbonated acidic horse piss."

I'm fucking sick of atheists getting the shit end of the stick. WE'RE THE ONES NOT KILLING PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF SOME FUCKTARD IN THE SKY. Fuck you, Lucas Oil lady.

"...there are certain people who are trying to make the whole world eat what they want to eat and do what they want to do. I don't think it's any of their business what I put in my mouth."

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

I like that. Someone needs to set up an OBGYN scholarship in his name for medical students who promise to provide abortion and other reproductive services in undeserved areas.

Another day, another Planned Parenthood donation. Keep it up, Republicans. (actually, please don't, I'm running out of money) But, a donation was just made to PP in Reince Priebus' name.

he missed Bengazhi!!! No bonus round for him.

Let's see if I have my Republican Bullshit Bingo card filled out yet...

That is so cool! Cassandra Peterson. Hubba hubba!

I have met "Elvira" in person and what a transformation! I met her and hung out with her at my friend's birthday party,I was in complete disbelief that this petite stunning pale redhead was "The ELVIRA" .I had imagined her to look fake, plastic surgery, etc.She looked like the most fresh faced gorgeous woman and TINY!…

That bottle was left there as a metaphor.

All About Nefertari

Whatevs. Last week I went outside, walked to bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting. I got off that bus, walked to transfer bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting.

If they're not the most insecure, they're certainly the most nauseating.

I'm just curious about the type of people whose interests include both political satire, and One Direction. What a strange intersection.

A Kardashian being treated like an entitled asshole?

Kim K. and Victoria Beckham rolled into one.

No. She's actually hoping that the best defense is a good offense.

Liz, darling: