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Yup, if a person uses the term "race card" unironically, there is a 100% chance they are an idiot and a 99.75% chance they are a bigot.

Using the phrase "bringing up the race card" as this cop did isn't even a red flag warning of racism. It's a huge, flashing neon sign that says "THIS IS ABOUT RACE."

For the people who don't know: any person has the right to refuse to show an ID to the police. Refusing to show an ID is not cause for arrest.

I wouldn't want her to "inspire" any of my children if they were in high school. At that age I was way too influenced by celebrity culture and thought I could be a rapper as well. That's not what they need. Let's bring in someone who became a physician assistant or a plumber who started her own company. Not

According to the school's policy, if students are caught using their phone on school time, they must relinquish them to administrators and pay a fine.

This. She doesn't want to follow the phone rules (however stupid they may be)? Kick her out. This was completely unwarranted.

Okay, because I know someone is gonna say, Well maybe she was being aggressive with the assistant principal, maybe she was running from the cops, etc, etc, etc. So let's just head that off at the pass and say unless she was holding a gun to their freaking heads there is NO REASON for three (or two or even one) grown

"She asked me for the phone and I didn't want to give it to her, because I was scared. I ended up walking down the stairs trying to get away from the AP (assistant principal) and then she had already called the cops."

Yes. Toddlers and small kids love couch-flopping. Why would they put a couch there if not to flop on? Please.

Or, kids are weird and do weird shit like flop around on a sofa while their parents are busy talking, and the parents don't see it before the photographer does because they're busy talking to the president.

bah, humbug.

I know which week of the month I'll be wearing this dress!

Heyyyyyyy! I know what we can get Miley for her next birthday, you guys! (don't eat anything at her party though omg Becca put that quiche down seriously just put it down I'll explain it to you later okay)

So that's why I put it on the dick with a bunch of babies, and it says, 'Fuck.' I try to think about everything so it has a story to me."

I like how even in a movie where the child-molesting teacher is a woman, she still manages to wind up as the victim.

Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can't help but think that he looks kind of hot.

God doesn't care about your boner.

If God lent me this penis, it's gonna be pretty wrecked when he gets it back.

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

"Better after there is completely damning evidence released that will destroy our brand than never."