To be fair, Violent Night (Christmas + Die Hard) from a few years ago ended up being amazing! So perhaps this (Christmas + Taken) could be good as well. I thought the trailer was a fun kind of silly, so I’m willing to give it a shot. 

FYI: JK Simmons is 70 years old and a jacked up beast for 70! He’s definitely holding his own for his age next to Chris (43) and Dwayne (52).

The Umbrella Academy’s true superpower, being a Netflix show to make it past 3 seasons. 

I’m in the minority of people whose favorite season was season 3 (I’m a sucker for art deco and antique hotels as a major set piece).

forcing what was to be a tv series into an hour long movie is definitely gonna go over so smoothly as Frozen II did...we know how great of a sequel that was.

Oh thank goodness.

I wonder if the movie will harken back to the originals and make her an astronaut from the past or introduce a twist in the story.

Don’t blame yourself, Chris. Blame Taika.

This shows that he takes personal pride in everything he does, and I can respect that. There was a lot of wasted potential in that movie.

Seeing as how none of the EU was considered canon by Lucas I don’t see how anything was changed. 

Who the fuck are these people? This aren’t suppose to be The Beatles are they? Is that Dwight from The Office, Moe Howard, a young Sandi Toksvig and what is Howard Wolowitz doing in this shot? It looks like it was also someone’s first day opening Photoshop! Jesus what a mess.

Beholders come immediately to mind.

Lauren Boebert will not return to the theater for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

“Retirement” length is inversely proportional to the size of the check offered. Just ask any band that you the the last, last, Last Tour of.

“or that it’s just worn out after operating for 46 years.”

Working on such old hardware, so far away is the coolest shit ever.

I want to preface this with I dont give a fiddlers fuck that they gender swapped silver surfer.

“Why intentionally piss off and alienate fans by doing this.”

So, in other words, they’ll keep doing a science. Because that’s what you just described.

First rule of Star Trek technology is just because some piece of tech was capable of doing something in one episode doesn’t mean that it’ll be able to later (or vice versa).