Emily Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow is a physique that doesn’t scream steroids but also clearly communicates they are not to be fucked with. Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 is another example. Its my opinion that these physiques are also still quite feminine for the people who get their panties in a twist over that kind of…

So, in other words, they’ll keep doing a science. Because that’s what you just described.

...and Kevin J. Anderson (who is an outstanding SciFi author).

U are right we deserve more than just 36$...I think they should divide that with the people that claims and the people who are in the courts..

Then you should have gone to law school and been a lawyer on this case.  That’s the only way to get rich off class action suits.

Honestly, everything that fortune teller said - “because of your depression you have a hard time seeing how well you’re actually doing”, “you attract both good and bad things and people”, “I am constantly seeing the effects of karma and while I don’t deliver it myself, I don’t try to stop it when I see the Karma…

Maybe Jez should also have a no assholes policy.

I’m pretty sure Sudeikis did not personally serve Wilde with the papers.

Please delete your creative writing attempt. This is not the place. 

I wait all year long for Jezebel’s scary story contest, and this year, I have finally decided to contribute. My story is short, but not so sweet.

I have a Google sheet I created last year with stories for anyone who kept losing their place in the queue due to the auto refresh https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j2ky_p2wnu_0jsCcVkxrkX7Mj_oM8ZmXHJmgvtOuJ-M/edit?usp=sharing

That’s a good one. I remember most of my dreams/nightmares, and I also had one that came true in a spooky way when I was a teen. I actually wrote about it for this contest a few years ago and was one of the chosen! Hope yours gets picked, it gave me chills.

I’m coming out of Jez retirement for this. It’s the mooooooooooost wonderful tiiiiiiiiiiiime of the year!

Has anyone figured out a solid method to read all the comments and keep track of where you are? Every year I get sucked into this and then spend days trying to filter and find my spot to read more. 

When I was fourteen, I had a super creepy dream. In the dream, I was walking down the upstairs hallway of my house heading towards my bedroom. It was dark. In my mind I just kept having this sense of dread and death. As I entered my room, I saw uncovered feet at the end of my bed, which I thought was odd because I…

Oh thank god, I can stop checking every hour whether or not the contest has started! My brain just associates this with the comfy time of year now and I can’t relax until it begins!

I am ready. Scare me y’all.

Yay! I’ve been looking forward this for weeks!

“When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

It’s NOT bullshit. I’ve worked with process servers in the past. The stuff you see on tv about them doing whatever it takes to serve papers is basically true. They will dress up as delivery guys, pretend to be clients, raging fans, etc. to get the job done. Sudeikis would have no say on the matter regarding that. That…