You know, I don’t think I ever heard my mom call my grandma (my dad’s mom, whom she loved dearly) an actual name. My mom met my grandma when her own mom was still living, so it would’ve been weird for her to call my grandma “Mom” or a variant of that when she married my dad. Then my mom’s mom died young (unexpectedly…

Great screen name.

True. They’re very soft, just in a different way than regular cats. “Velvet” is a good description.

I literally pet my coed softball teammate’s noggin last week because we’re good friends and he had it freshly close-cropped. Hair is not a dealbreaker.

For the third time today, the only appropriate response is FUCK THIS GUY.

FUCK THIS GUY. And also, quite literally, why would anyone fuck this guy?

Issa Rae is not wrong. Women’s voices have been suppressed for ages. I’m glad shows like hers now exist. We make up more than half the population.

I would throw George Michael in there as well. He was a genius in his own right. This episode of the Hit Parade podcast about George and Elton John is really good: https://www.panoply.fm/podcasts/slatemagazinedailypodcast/episodes/7JU9tsTwIM0qUOUMieme0g

So let the computer do it. I’d rather hear 13 more seconds of Tom Brokaw’s wisdom and experience than 13 useless, mindless seconds of Megyn Kelly telling us there’s no more time. What a fucking waste.

F U U U U C K H I M.

I know someone who worked for SJP and has only nice things to say about her.

I thought the same thing. Dude, I’m super-casual and all, but if I had to go to court...

This, with “Breakdown,” is my favorite.

Used to drive by his childhood home in Gainesville. Love this man so much. Heartbroken.

All of this sucks. I feel for you.

Janelle, I am so happy your little one is finally coming home. I think of you and your family often. Life is so precarious sometimes, but also so amazing and strong.

But...the challenge is “awkward” not “ugly.” I’d argue that Reese photo qualifies as awkward.

Sending you a warm hug. My cat keeps me sane. The responsibility of a dog sounds like too much for me, but my friends who have them really dig it. I hope you feel better. Much love!

As someone from FL, I would like to start with the oceans. Then move on to other needs...

As someone currently out of work, I just want to say please try to be patient. Being unemployed does a number on your self-esteem and self-worth.