Ahh, I missed the “if the image does well.” Thanks!

“They told me that they wouldn’t be able to pay me for the first shoot,” Gaines said, though she did stand to make royalties and earn a second shoot if “the image does well.”

Shhh... don’t confuse the situation with facts.

Shut up, Morrissey.

I feel bad for Taylor Swift and the insane number of stalkers who keep showing up at her homes. That must be terrifying.

It’s pretty terrible if they don’t pay you.

Sure, my taxes went down a little, but gas prices went up, so it’s more of a wash than anything else.

I was part of the IRS hack in 2015. Every year they tell me everything is sorted out and I should be okay to e-file the following year, and every year they’re wrong.

The high crime rate will only get higher

And so casual about it,

Fox: “You think our viewers comprehend conflicts of interest? Seriously? After the last two years? Bwahahahahahaha! That’s hilarious!”

I feel like this is like the beginning of a poem.

If “we”=Republicans, then yes. Hopefully this year we can replace a few of them with spine-endowed Democrats, and maybe that will change.

Mine are down too. I’m going to get a soda with that extra dollar in my paycheck this week.

Employment is up, Taxes are DOWN. Enjoy!

Donald Trump used a photo op with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to promote Mar-a-Lago, calling the Palm Beach club “the Southern White House.” “Many, many people want to be here,” Trump added. “Many of the leaders want to be here. They request specifically.”

Orange County, where she’s from

Reminds of the episode of Friends when Joey’s trying to get a girl’s number and she suddenly walks away.

On daddy duty one day, I was driving a carload of kids to something and while taking a short cut through a seedy section of town, passed a large billboard for a strip club that featured a smiling blonde. One of the kids shouted out “that’s my mom” and although it did look like her, I told him that it was just someone…