Yay, Mr. Handsome! Some much-needed good news.

I agree. I can’t stand Omarosa, but I think she looks pretty slammin’ in this picture. Fact about dresses: They don’t always appear at their best when you move. I bet standing still she’s killing it. Plus, I like the color.

Fuck this guy. Fuck all of them really. My limit for bullshit was reached a year ago—and yet, they keep coming at us with it.

I voted “Yes, if he settled my debts.” Because, damn, that shit’s serious.

Goodbye, Mooch. Thanks for nothing, dumbass. The only thing I like about you is how much you dislike Steve Bannon. On that, we have common ground.

And shuffleboard.

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Poor Sophie! I’m glad she’s on the mend.

I love this hair! So summery and sophisticated.

Yay, Susan Collins!

What is it from? I love it.

I’m more upset that he’s wearing his backwards hat FUCKING crooked. Jesus. Straighten your damn hat. I know this is the “cool” way, but it’s so fucking dumb. (Ok, I feel better.)

Grammar police: It’s not “use to”

Yes! Sounds like heaven.

I dunno...I like “Elephunk.” It’s peppy.

L O V E.

“Filed to: TORTOISE NEWS”

With apologies to the moon rat. Lol

I saw “The Big Sick.” Really liked it. (I have a thing for Kumail Nanjiani.)

Seconding your love for “Scott Pilgrim.”