There’s no need to peel potatoes anyway.

The play didn't stop being popular in 2015. It's still insanely popular. Don't revel in your ignorance. Everybody else immediately got the reference.

Okay.

I passed one back in July (4th of July weekend, at that!). I had seen some drops of blood at the end of regular urination two months prior and my doctor said it was a stone and it would suck. I drank plenty of water and had no other symptoms until it decided to come out. Boy did it ever. I’m standing there peeing when…

Keep it up, friendo.

Yep. I myself came from a great supportive family, was on my way to getting my degree, but did not know I was suffering from a life long anxiety disorder that led me to two suicide attempts. I was fortunate to find my way out (and finish my degree!) with a lot of help/therapy/support, but some people aren’t so lucky,…

Real New Yorkers hate Donald Trump. He can live here for 60 years and he’ll still always be new money, BnT trash.

Oh, fuck. I didn’t even think about that angle.

This is a bad take

Better idea:

I hate on Tebow as much as everyone else...but it’s pretty fucking crazy that he took 10 years off from baseball, only played in high school, and is now hitting .330 in Single A and can hit home runs and shit.

The snarkiness of this article shows why Tebow got hounded out of the NFL, hatred for all he represents. Tebow is proving he is a superior athlete succeeding in his second best sport that he hasn’t played in 10 years again proving the naysayers wrong

He is religious. He must be mocked.

The better question for me is which movie doesn’t make me cry. I am completely incapable of not crying at any sappy scene whatsoever. There are so many movies I refuse to watch just because I don’t want to end up crying. Moonlight? No chance. Manchester by the Sea? Nope. King Kong (any version)? GTFO.

Aaron Judge is the kind of ball player you used to make in Create A Player mode on Playstation.

I think the “Asgard is dead” line is pretty much where this is at.

Romo receivers always end up in tears.

I would advise Revis to move to safety in future encounters.

Please, oh fucking please, let reality imitate fiction.