I was leaning towards commemorative fine china myself.

How would that be any better?

Message received. But still..: why? I can’t think of any reason why anyone local would want to go through the trouble and do such a thing.

Maybe somebody already mentioned it, but it’s possible they’re not filling it up petrol. LPG conversions are quite popular, especially for thirsty classic cars like these.

The charter company for the barge reportedly commented that it was waiting for a full meeting with the ship’s skipper before proceeding with an announcement. Whatever they’re going to talk about, it’s very clear that the barge was overloaded, and likely one stack too high for any bridge on the river to its…

Holy shit dude. Get help.

The silent movie flashbacks were terrible! The show is already portraying two vastly dissimilar eras, using to stylistic device belonging to neither diminishes the effect. Justifying it by shoehorning an earlier scene with the silent movie marathon doesn’t work either. If silent movies were so important to Roger that …

Speaking of Spanish Land Rover based eccentrics, here’s Iveco Massif for ya!

It should come with a bag of spare aero bits replacements, for after you dropped it.

will Francis’s baby steps toward progress be enough?

Sure thing hoss, it’s them Chinese.

I blame suburban dads and their fetish for machine tools they never use anyway. Here’s a perfectly good implement for get rid of fallen leaves if they bother you so much.

I’ll just put this here.

Bug. No, mouse. No, bear. It was bear. Computer bear.

What you need is an electric car, with an alternator connected to the hand crank, or bicycle pedals so you can charge it yourself... eventually.

But did you know who’s got the last dying breath of Henry Ford? Tom Waits. He bought it from someone on Ebay. Lucky find!

I can’t decide who is worse, Abbi and her extremely unearned notions of moral superiority in regards to Murphy. Or the smirking Annoying Child... Why anyone gives any credence to what the Annoying Child has to say is beyond me. Handcuffs are a good start, consider a gag, people!

It’s nice and all, but I’m gonna need a tiny propeller. Like another French small military vehicle.

I’m sure if you ask they’d develop a version for Americans; designed to get bogged down in the first patch of sand it tries to drive across, and stay there forever.