I too have decided, I’m utterly certain, I will consider it. Depending on the given mood, strikes of fancy and developing circumstances. That I might, maybe watch, or not watch.

Dude, let it go. Continuity in the Simpsons? Never.

lol #fashion

Plot twist; I’m not, actually.

There’s a lot of talk of “Syrian people” as if they were all homogeneous, and there’s also a lot of talk about “moderate rebels” without specifying who those moderate rebels are, or where we could find them.

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! Blow!

What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.

This solves it! No more big troubles in little Syria. Some very woke Splinter commentators will be happy to hear they got the boom-boom they wanted.

Inevitable cycles of death and destruction... is funny joke. Why you not understanding it?

It used to be you’d try and shoot the president when trying to impress a celebrity. What’s up with the low goals?

...and yet the festival excluded TV movies since, uh, forever.

We could shave some sheep/poodles instead.

Seems like wanting to work for you in the first place should also disqualify one from working for you... quite the Groucho Marx you are.

So you fucked up a car, eh? Now, what’s your excuse for dumping your family’s yearly supply of adjectives into a single article? Some of whom, by the way, have gotten away from you... should’ve kept a closer eye. Or threaten them with a wrench, if they misbehave.

In that case the last 4 billion years have been a wash, ‘cause a goddamn amoeba has me beat.

What is the meaning of life though? Asking for a friend deep in the throes of seemingly tragically inevitable existential dread...

Sir, if you can see over the hood, it ain’t steep.

Not if there is a small minority of extra-stupid-double-plus-dumb individuals bringing down the average.

Life, it’ll kill ya. Proceed on your own risk.

It used to be comedians would only steal jokes, not storytelling lessons.