Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

I like to pronounce trim level acronyms as part of the model name, like Taurusse and Taurussel, Corollace, Dartse, Durangort, etc. The fun just keeps on coming.

Does cat burglery count?

Have you ever tried to do an aerobic activity in leather?

Man, imagine falling off at that speed. Owwy kabootles.

well at least we got the CLK GTR

Well, in defense of us white people, we’re a smug and condescending group. When we say for example, “stand up for what you believe in.” We really mean: “stand up for something that doesn’t make us feel uncomfortable about past actions that quite frankly may be frowned upon.”

That’s not that bad compared to this archived footage of him last year:

For those watching the video full-screen on a Windows desktop:

dis 2 much

That bottom picture is the most Massachusetts image I’ll see today.

This is a rare, unusually clean picture. Extra cars are typically parked at a side angle to fit more in, especially during the winter time. There are multiple pickup trucks parked on the street as storage and occasional use.

I’d have gone with the GT500, but honestly America makes it too easy to mock America.

Thanks, Univision/Obama.

This happened when I clicked the link wanting to see the plates. Did the sale of Gawker Media meant you guys got combined with Jalopnik Australia?