Backfill: there may be people in Blue States reading this who don't realize Confederate whites refuse free mass transit systems because they are worried black people will ride the trains out to see them. Seriously- the Federal Government offers to pay the entire cost of extending the line, and the white suburbs…

I did not make this

Oh yeah, almost forgot. This joke misses the mark so bad that as a white man living in the South I am actually sort of offended. You lose one point.

I just used this thing called Google. Amazing! The mind boggles! ;)

Can I add one?

YOUR WEDDING DAY IS NOT VERY IMPORTANT.

This is all that Helo reminds me of. Over and over and over

Dear Europe,

One thing I wish online banking had was some kind of organization, or folder system. I don't necessarily want to open another account to start saving for a car, house, or new computer, but it would be great to be able to transfer $20 a month into a "folder" in my savings account. That way instead of seeing $5000 (I…

Her stop is actually the standard right turn while her right turn is an alternate right turn signal. I was always taught that stop was a left-arm, 90-degree bend, with fingers pointed toward the ground.

Heated cloth is nice, but the true game changer in seat technology I've seen over the past few years is ventilated leather seats. My ass has never sweat so little on a hot summer day.

Worst Control Room ever.