You're right. Unless his wife gets pregnant, he's not going to have to deal with this issue. It is easy for him to say that.

Dear Marco Rubio, Fuck you. (Back to the Olympics.)

OTOH, he seems to be doing exceptionally well as an adult with microcephaly.

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

While I suggst you seek advice of counsel, this should be a legal defense.

#JU1c3D

Guys. Please help. The shittiest thing just happened: I found a close friend’s husband on Tinder. I need your feedback on what to do. I’m really torn. Reasons for telling her: We’re among each other’s closest friends, I’d want to know, I don’t want to carry this big secret around, she deserves to know. Reasons for not…

cheap rosé and not even embarrassed. (at least it’s not sweet!)

Hi, all! It’s solo wine and pizza night here... trying to make it into a fun relaxing treat instead of feeling lonely and annoyed that all my friends are out of town/busy with their SOs tonight.

Hey there Jezzies! What’s everyone drinking tonight? Brooks Hard Cider for now and then La Marca later.

The slightly raised eyebrows did it for me.

[Looks up “Retire in Tonga”]

This is a Pacific Islander thing. They get all oiled up for special occasions. Not kidding. Too bad he’s not from Samoa, because then people could walk up to him and slap dollar bills on him and he could raise money that way, because that’s actually a thing they do and it’s amazing.

I am a 100% straight male. We shoul give this man all of the medals, shut this shit down, and everyone go home before anyone gets mugged by a robber with the fucking bubonic plague.

IOC will be handing out 300,000 condoms and 150000 packets of lube - or as he likes to call it, “a weekend”

That is someone that’ll be getting laid every night for the rest of his life, and he knows it.

My goodness, that is one tasty Pita.

That guy is going to have so many deformed kids in 9 months...

How much does it cost to go to the Olympics ?