Well, I am freezing in my office cause we love to overcompensate for the heat here in Texas! And I have another hour to go till I get home to my brownies, gelato, champagne and last two episodes of Stranger Things. Can’t wait! Happy Friday :)

Drunk person at work also checkin in! Woohooo

My husband, an avid cargo shorts aficionado, finally gave his up after we were getting ready to visit my family in Europe. I explained to him that cargo shorts are a glaring sign that you are a tourist, something he really didn’t want to look like. So he bought two pair of smooth front, non-cargo shorts that looked awe…

I’m drunk at work right now so.. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEWEEEAAAHHHHH!!! WHERE IS COURT?! Court are you here? Is this you?

I used to agree with the fact that they are hideous but my husband has some from REI, Columbia, and Kühl, and 511 and they are super functional and sturdy, they look awesome, they are lightweight, and they come in a range of more attractive neutral colors. They are a bit pricier than the cargo pants with the warping…

I love my cargo shorts. I’m a middle-aged dad; we automatically receive a pair in the mail on our birthday.

Finally, an appropriate opportunity to share this:

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

Same here. My tolerance is pretty high. Drinks 1 and 2 only prime me for the mild buzz Drink 3 provides, and Drink 4 ends the night with a wonderful buzz-but-not-drunk feeling.

Can you tell us what this magic product is, please?

Pretty sure plastic surgeons are doctors who should have become lawyers. Given their asshole brains.

I think entering with the key is going to be the main turning point of this story, legality-wise. But I can’t imagine what makes such a young woman willing to face down cops at the barrel of a gun all day (and to her death) over a traffic stop warrant that she could probably serve out over a weekend. It feels so…

I’m pretty sure they do have footage of her with the shotgun — they said the social media content is not deleted and she fired several rounds. Also, I can’t imagine the police waiting out a seven hour standoff if she didn’t have a gun.

“roster of exes” and this is supposed to be a PLUS - it reads like football stats.

I just thought to myself: Rockymountainrococo, you NEED Hencha’s amazing sports bra!

Yes. I believe the kids call it squad goals. I swear each one of them looks like either a kardashian or one of her “really close” friends. I wouldn’t mind recreating a decent brow though.

Is there a beauty goal to LOOK like a Real Doll (or Kardashian - same) that y’all aren’t sharing?

QUICK SOMEBODY CENSOR THE CENSOR X’S!

I saw the episode. He says no problem finding women with these. Like, ok...

Why is he allowed to show his nipples? Man has boobs and he's not trying to breastfeed anyone so I see zero reason why this is ok if it's not ok for me to let my natural God made breasts out.