John Steinbeck:

Twenty, and in the same boat as you lot. Sending you good vibes and spoons.

But guys. Just think of all the really terrible things that would happen if we had socialized medicine...

“Insane. Invisible. In Danger.”

Ugh, I’ve gone on 3 dates and guy hasn’t kissed me. Or touched me. Or hugged. I have initiated hugs. I guess I’ve been friend zoned. But I want to hit that so bad, not sex but I would not be adverse to a little making out. I’m in my mid twenties and my only experience with a guy was when I was assaulted FFS.

Never did anything illegal in undergrad. During grad school, though? PhD students know how to party.

I’ve told my husband that he should remarry. He deserves to be happy. However, my engagement ring, a family heirloom, is to be returned to my mother. Under no terms is That New Bitch (who I’m sure is lovely and smart and thoughtful because husband has very good taste) to have it. Step off, New Bitch.

I tell my boyfriend all the time that if I die I’m gonna hang around and cock-block him as a ghost.

This was my question- were the men who wouldn’t know how to make a bed (?!?!?!?) like this before getting married? My assumption would be that they were, and in that case, grow the fuck up and learn how to put sheets on a mattress. That said, I am not married so what do I know.

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

i can’t drink vodka to this day because bad college vodka ruined it for me

I...don’t think I tried any new drugs during college. Those were all in highschool. College was mostly drinking horrible, horrible types of alcohol until I realized that it was okay to be a ‘rye-and-ginger only’ person.

i like, barely knew drugs outside of marijuana existed in college

I think it’s a very, very white underworld. Like blind cave fish white.

THANK YOU

Okay, I sent this tweet out earlier in the day, and I’ll say it again: Why do we expect Jorge Ramos to report “objectively” when Trump won’t bother to “objectively” distinguish people amongst their whole culture?

If the Democrats blow this election, they have no one to blame but themselves. It is theirs to win or lose. I mean seriously. This idiot is somehow currently passing for a legitimate candidate right now. That should tell everyone what they need to know. How long before this guy would get us into a war by shooting his…

On the one hand, Dr. Greenfield is right and limiting abortions based on the genetics of the fetus is odd.