I just want good things to happen for Fetty Wap and if that’s wrong I don’t want to be right.

I know a lot of people like that stuff in guacamole, but not me. Onion and jalapeno might be nice, but tomatoes belong in the bowels of hell. :)

I once met a man with a coffee machine tattooed on his ass, complete with plug and everything. I don’t really have any relevant closing remarks, I just wanted to put that out there.

I did read that she planned to go with this as a companion piece but the backlash was too great.

Peas are cuter.

On the real, tho:

Now if only a bar would consider doing this permanently. “Wednesday night Ladies’ Night: Your bar tab is on a sliding scale. Tell us your income deficit compared to a dude who does the same job, and we take that % off your tab.”

The craziest thing is they are not even the drunkest university in the UW system. I went to Madison, and we all agreed that the kids at UW Oshkosh (Sloshkosh) had a problem.

I am going to see Thunder Down Under this weekend (don’t ask) so I will do some investigative work and report back on the accuracy of this man’s statements. Because I love you all that much.

Dear Wisconsin,

Many years ago, when I was young, I went to see a friend who was attending University of Wisconsin at Madison. It was Halloween weekend, and I was attending UT at the time, so I knew all about craziness at Halloween. Those people were insane. I am still shocked no one died that weekend. Morning until night alcohol.

The best map in the world:

I know what I am gonna go hunt down when I get home.

Did I just read that Channing motherfucking Tatum needs to get a better body? Haters gonna hate, indeed.

Yeah I am calling bullshit on these strippers. Having been to *ahem* a couple of stripper events (underground strip clubs and even a fucking Chippendale’s) I have to say those moves were right the fuck on. The reason I moved to Philadelphia was because of the male exotic dancers featured on that episode of Real Sex…

I thought Channing was a stripper before hitting it big as an actor. Soooo these guys just jelly.

The strippers say they lead healthy lifestyles, spending their time at the gym, not at parties.