Sorry, this is huge. And I’m pretty sure it’s also a pizza, but you get the point.

Scalia looks like a calzone.

Thank you for the last few sentences. My father has guilt tripped me for the past four years (basically since I was 16) about not calling him because “I’m an adult now too” but he never makes the attempt either. This kind of bullshit is super manipulative behaviour because they don’t want to make the effort to see…

My dad’s been like “well YOU didn’t call either”. What the everloving fuck. You’re the parent and you went away.

I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

I can see this will be a comment section where everyone sides with and backs the rich, famous people so fuck it. Based on nothing I am team Bill.

I’m most impressed that you took out the rubbish. It’s hard to do that of one’s own male volition when one is sober.

And yes, male volition should be a phrase. It’s a reaction energy barrier unto itself. I apologise on behalf of a significant proportion of my gender.

Wait, you were LYING?! I trusted you!

“No, babe, you definitely have the biggest cock of anyone I’ve been with. Like, how is it SO BIG?”

Coincidentally, I just set my personal best in the 5K yesterday with a time of 15:25. Which is funny because I haven’t trained in 2 years. I’m just naturally athletic with long, lean muscular legs. Afterwards at the post race party I had 22 beers and at least 6 shots of Yeager and I broughy down the house with a…

Don’t forget that when Vermont legalized gay marriage (first state in the nation to do so legislatively, *pride*), Chubby Hubby became Hubby Hubby for a couple months.

The last time it was in Canada I had one. Ridiculously terrible.

The real thing. Sterling Ice Cream Bar, MA.

Pinkham! Please tell me you’ve had That’s My Jam Core. Raspberry without the terrible marshmallow rivers. Plus, you get to eat straight jam with a spoon and no one can judge you because THAT’S HOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO EAT IT, MOM, GOD.

I love BJs!!!

can someone please explain to me why PCOS seems so darned difficult to diagnose? in my early teens i had month-long periods that required post-natal pads (the ones with the belt), interspersed with three month gaps, excruciating pain, and passed clots that could easily be likened to spoonfuls of grape jelly, and i was…

Even at peak PMS I’ve neven banned anyone from my golf course. Weird to think that I’d clearly be a better president than the guy actually polling in second place in the NH GOP.

I live here and I’m sorry we do not have a serial killer, we have a drug problem. All of these women were drug addicts. That doesn’t take away from what happened to them and I really hope they find out what happened.

I’m from Chillicothe; I knew Tiffany and Charlotte from high school. People have their opinions of the town—I even agree with a lot of them. It breaks my heart, though, to hear the constant narrative of “Yeah, it’s such a tragedy, but they were drug-using prostitutes. The town’s riddled with poverty, what do you…

I lived in PA for a 10 month stint in 2002 and I still talk about how great Wegman’s is on a semi-reg basis.