In bad Spanish, sure. Good Spanish would be “Alma Mia.” Otherwise it’s MI alma. It’s my mother tongue and what I make my living with as a translator.

His daughter’s name means “my soul” in Spanish, he said, “because I’m cheesy like that.”

This. I just had my pap smear and exam yesterday. My mom was diagnosed with endometrial cancer back in February, and there is ovarian and breast cancer (estrogen sensitive) on both sides of my family. I am working with a genetic counselor to get tested for BRCA, etc, and will continue self exams and annual paps.

You think she’s exaggerating her concern that “girls have to know” and “shouldn’t wait to get checked?”

LMAO!! This is exactly what I said, also non-sarcastically, when I told my husband an IUD wouldn't cost anything.

I was denied the IUD last year and had to pay out of pocket. It failed, and there went $300. I would be very interested to find out if I can try again.

Or the silly, sarcastic way liberals mocking conservatives say it? ;)

Wait, so they have to cover condoms? The morning after pill? How do they cover non-prescription things?

so, you get breadsticks with your sandwich made of breadsticks...

THANKS, OBAMA!

So, I just paid $90 for a three month supply of the Nuva Ring through my insurance (they wouldn't dispense one at a time, only in a three pack). Any chance I can get this reimbursed? Or is this a going forward basis only?

Hey, so funny story. I got my tubes tied because I wanted to get off the Pill, and I was totally certain about not wanting to have babies. Fast forward 5 years, and now I have bad endometriosis. Insurance company doesn’t want to pay for ablation or hysterectomy until I try “reasonable medical management” first, so…

Mmmm. Breadsticks are like gay sex.

I feel bad for kids that are homeless and hungry. This pampered little twit owns a house, for fuck’s sake.

Confession: the only pregnancy craving ever had was with my son, for Popeye's Red Beans N Rice. I would drive out of my way to purchase the little (seemed like thimble-size) individual serving for lunch nearly daily. Sadly, he remains a very gassy child, nigh onto twenty years later.

“I do school” and “I go to school” aren’t really the same thing. My sister was allowed to “do school” aka some bullshit online high school, and she’s graduated, sure, but that was a year ago and she doesn’t have any kind of job or school plans whatsoever.

I feel so bad for Kylie. She might be a kardashian, but she’s a teenager. Her parents don’t give a shit about her except for her money making potential (WTF, Bruce?), and the mistakes she's making seem pretty reasonable for a kid in her position. She didn't have a chance.

Homemade fried chicken can be awesome if done correctly. Popeyes does not even come close.

Some chicken is that delicious, especially some fried chicken (made by someone who knows what they are doing) and roasted whole chicken with crackling skin (boy, I am making myself hungry...).

Is chicken that delicious then? I’ve never eaten it. I feel like you should only really get that ‘high as f***’ expression when eating something with chocolate cookie dough in it.