Seriously. I know a coworker who suffers the after effects of heavy metal poisoning from making fish his only protein source for years (pescetarian).

You keep him fed, I'll keep him satisfied. ;)

OMG Herbalife and Advocare. One of my FB friends - a man - sent me a message while I was 8 months pregnant, offering to help me out with my “post-baby body” because he knew I must be so concerned about losing all the weight.

You’ve found my pet peeve. I absolutely loathe those scams and my FB friends spam me with them all the time. I’m sorry you’re dealing with it too.

I could eat that much cod every day, no problem. As long as it was beer-battered, deep-fried, and came with plenty of tartar sauce. Oh, and don’t forget the fries.

I was unfortunately reading Shape today (because it was laying around, I don’t know why I get it, I didn’t subscribe - this is the second time today Shape has been relevant to a Jez comment and those are weird words to type...) and in addition to the unattainable “Day of Food” articles (this one had 3! Vegan, moderate…

Why, Rock? WHY

Did you have to take me over the edge with the “yes I can smell it” part. YUCK! LOL

So, I learned how to feed people from my Grandma, an old southern Christian lady who could do Sunday dinner with the best. I’d love to rise to the challenge to keep him fed. I’ll take one for the team, ladies.

A couple of magazines have this feature for women. It's always 8 bottles of water, a green smoothie for breakfast, 6 almonds and green tea for lunch and a salad with four steamed shrimp no dressing for dinner and then the splurge...one square of dark chocolate for dessert.

the best when it’s 3h30 in the morning after a night of clubbing and you still pumped up on adrenaline and HUNGRY!

Yeah...i am too old now. When i was a young man, i could eat a 16IN pizza...a big sac of chips and a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi in one seating. Than after the club...go eat some more. Usually a large poutine.

If I ate like your sister, I would feel like garbage 100% of the time.

Yeah it’s possibly a Midwestern thing (I don’t know where you grew up), but my family was and continues to be completely devoted to the idea that kids are supposed to eat chicken fingers, mac & cheese, grilled cheese, PB&J, plain pizza, hot dogs, cheeseburgers, etc., and those were the only kinds of food they would…

Sarah? There were about five Sarahs in every class I had growing up.

I have a 19 year old sister who ALWAYS ORDERS FUCKING CHICKEN STRIPS/FINGERS when we go to restaurants.

The other upside to boring names is that future employers won’t be able to Google them and learn about all the dumb shit they will do when they were teenagers.*

And I’m looking at you, my twin-25-year-old-sister who literally has those exact diet preferences. It doesn’t matter where we are, she gets the same exact hamburger at every single restaurant we go to. Same goes for Mexican food (beef rolled tacos with cheese only), Italian food (spaghetti with meat sauce), and I…

And when said adults refuse to eat anything but that? Oh and god forbid they try something new and it’s an ethnic cuisine. There is at least one person in my life I refuse to take to ethnic restaurants. They will embarrass the hell out of me, and offend the people, because they don’t have any set of manners, or taste…

Get ready for comments like “kids should eat whatever is served to them or starve!”