I’m thinking Mr Vest ponders, what’s corporate going to think??

My rib cage expanded a lot with my 3 kids. I am very short waisted and I swear both my uterus and babies shoved my ribs out. Though I have lost all of my pregnancy weight and then some, certain shirts and dresses no longer fit me around the chest. And it’s not because my boobs got bigger, they have shrank into sad…

Can someone please give writers at Jezebel a dictionary, so that they can learn the difference between peaceful protesting and violent protesting/rioting? Because one is an acceptable way of voicing dissent and the other is a criminal act.

No painkillers meaning no novocaine? Isn’t it an incision?

I can’t wait for someone to melt another person’s face off with this stuff

So, I have a 3-y-o and a 6-mo-old, and just 2 weeks ago, I realized that it’s been about 4.5 years since I walked. I don’t mean going for walks, I mean, the situation of being able to have a gait, stride, even a style of walking or posture for more than 2 steps at a time. I’ve always been either pregnant and/or laden…

Had a moment when I dropped down to 5 lbs below my pre-kid weight and I was still wearing pants two sizes bigger. I just threw my hands in the air and went out to buy bikinis because who even cares anymore. So I guess that had a weird positive effect on me.

The stomach lights certain foods (like taco bell) on fire about 15 minutes after they’ve been consumed. So really the sloppy taco surprise you’re eating has very few calories. If you are wondering, I am indeed a nutritionist/very important scientist trying to get the REAL truth about healthy eating to the masses.

Did you crumble them before you ate them? ‘cause everyone knows that crumbs have no calories. Also, eat them off someone else’s plate.

I lost 60 lbs. (and kept it off) with calorie tracking. Being aware of what you’re consuming is most of the battle.

Wife face towards the end of the bed looking for the TV remote. Her rear end towards me.

People like me, who have suffered from ED and need to make sure they’re eating enough? Athletes? Those trying to lose or gain weight?

Because everyone can intuit from birth which foods are high in calories and which aren’t? Just for you I hope they GMO kale to have 1500 calories per chip, label it so, and you keep on popping them without reading the label. Then stagger aimlessly on the streets 100 pounds later confused and afraid, your meanderings’…

I count calories because I am weight training and trying to gain muscle. I am a vegetarian and if it were up to my belly I would be eating about 1400 calories/day to feel full and happy. In order gain muscle, however, I need to eat about 1800 and a much larger % of it must come from protein, which is fairly difficult…

I count calories and you don’t have to be rude about it. Maybe you don’t need to worry about calories, but I’m short and I get fat very quickly if I’m just eating random handfuls of food and hoping I burn off the excess. BTW a handful of nuts has an insane amount of calories. I eat raw almonds and nut butters but I…

....are perfectly fine. Because everyone knows birthday calories work in reverse.

I have found Tinder to contain two things: guys I'm not attracted to or interested in, and guys that are attractive and have the worst personalities, on top of a disgusting sense of entitlement.

Okay, not trying to be boastful at all but I consider myself (and others do as well) a total Fingerbangin’ fuckin’ Jedi. From high school to present day (middle aged, married, monogamous), I blast with the best of ‘em. And here’s what I’ve learned...

Make sure you haven't handled any hot/spicy food right before and make sure you wash your hands a few times if you do. There have been a few times when things were a little hotter than they should have been. Wash your hands first regardless though.

Is it weird that I'm a Gay man and this article made me swoon a bit?