This expression is my everything.

Due to some life factors, I recently gained 20 pounds, and I found out this weekend my wedding dress does not zip and I need to lose 5... or so pounds.... My “diet” so far has consisted of Cocoa Puffs right out of the box, and a bagel for breakfast. Bring. it. on.

I just hate the way dieting makes you, by necessity, become obsessive about food. In my very few attempts to go on a diet, I ended up thinking about food CONSTANTLY, in a way I just don’t otherwise.

Ugh I wish I could star this a gazillion times. Your three options are my three options. I would also add 4) spend lots of time messing with volumizing gel/spray/foam and a hair dryer, be 20+ minute late to work/wherever I’m going, and usually end up 2) putting it up in an anemic pony tail because it LOOKS NO…

Word. That’s why I run so I can enjoy my burgers and donuts.

Ugh my hair is soooo straight. Like, aggressively straight. Have you tried using dry shampoo? I find that it helps my hair at least achieve a bit of body if nothing else, and makes styling a bit easier.

Dieting. I can’t and don’t even try to do that shit.

I am TERRIBLE at doing my hair. I have ultrathin, flat hair that doesn’t hold a curl or hairspray or product very well at all. I can do three things: 1) leave it down (it gets really flat really quickly) 2) put in an anemic pony tail 3) put it in a tiny topknot IF my hair is cooperating and I have time to fuck up a…

Like a grade.

That’s a... puzzling way to go about a protest. I’m not sure what they were trying to achieve? If I was walking by I wouldn’t think “oh wow, look at that protest!”, I’d just think “huh, Forever21 is being shockingly socially aware. Good for them”.

Back when I worked at A&F (it was college a LONG TIME AGO AND I WAS A MORON, STOP JUDGING) they used to have us circle the “A” or the “F” on the letterhead of the employment applications to signify the appearance of the person submitting the application.

My high school boyfriend obtained a job here because at one point it was the only store in the mall that was hiring. And in our town, work for teens (and most anyone) was either retail or fast food. My bf was THE dreamiest skater boy out of all the skater boys, the boy that for 3 years I thought was unattainable.…

I like girls who wear A&F, Chinese food still makes me sick.

This gif is always perfection to me.

Commenters disagreed: One wrote asking why the Kleins were so upset about GoFundMe canceling their fundraiser when the site was doing the same thing the Kleins had done, refusing the use of their product for something they didn’t agree with.

So I broke up with my first boyfriend a little over a year ago. We were together for like 5 years and as of like six months ago, I have felt fabulous about being single. I’m so much happier and am totally loving life without him. I don’t love him anymore, am not even attracted to him at this point and would not ever…

Typically on a Saturday night I would be drinking a bottle of wine while ordering take-out and eating it all. Sometimes around 11pm if I was feeling particularly sassy I’d go for round two and order a pizza. I’d be hating myself the whole time. Well, screw that. Today I tried on a dress whose dry cleaning tag told me…

Men can be so funny about tampons! The same guys who will get rid of a wasps’ nest, fix your fan belt, and walk into and out of the Grand Canyon all in one weekend will sometimes just turn into confused, lost children when confronted with the horror that is tampons... :-)

Real thing that happened today: