Her brother is literally the worst.

I shall now take every opportunity to introduce “WHY YOU COMIN’ AT ME WIT DEM PORK ASS HANDS?” into my vernacular. My people don’t even know what’s coming.

And now hipsters are moving to former no-fly zones like West Oakland, and the white hipsters especially (are there any other kind in the Bay Area?) are being really annoying about soaking up all that authentic Black culture. Ugh. Keep your weather, Bay Area. You ain't what you was.

Remember this from The Muppets Take Manhattan?

I would do it for that walking closet alone!

Manhattan in particular can really brainwash you into thinking that there is literally nowhere else on the planet worth living. I don't know how this widespread myopia emerged, but as someone from a very pleasant part of New Jersey, I have never understood it. There are so many great cities in the US where you can…

Oh I'm away most of the time, except when you are watching a movie, or on the phone, or when you need to take a shower, right before you get ready to make dinner, you know, most of the time.

My current apartment is a two bedroom, about 750 square feet, with free parking, free cable, free high speed internet, free laundry, free heat, free water, in the best school district in the city, overlooking a lake. I pay $770 a month.

Actually rent is probably $2K for this studio. It's normal California coastal pricing.

I admit, I read the headline wrong. I was very excited to have someone pay me a grand per month to sleep on their couch.

Readers will think it's a typo, but really, it's a mobile cart...one of those durable, Rubbermaid things on wheels. "Perfect for the living situation"—the kind where you have to clean up your pallet every day and have no private room.

This is so true. I moved to NYC last year & found my standards far too high. Overall I found decent places though a couple of crazay ones. When I finally got to my current place (w/a roommate) everyone thinks it's kind of palace. It's in a brownstone and could be great but my landlord is bordering a slumlord. The…

Well with the last one on the page you can pretend to be Harry Potter before his 11th birthday.

A 'walking closet'? Is that like a 'running refrigerator'?

Whelp, I guess I'll just keep on living with my parents forever...

I definately would advise against putting a slipping bag in the walking closet. Nothing good can come of that.

Ok as somebody who was raised in the Bay Area and currently lives in New York, and who is constantly asked "why in the world would you leave the Bay Area? New York is soooooo expensive blah blah blah," I am immensely content with this.

http://www.worstroom.com/