...."lose"....the tats?

A Jez article about wipes just wouldn't be complete without a Terence Howard reference somewhere. Bless this post.

Okay, but that's a legit need based on a medical problem. I don't think anyone is going to fault you for that. However, the vast majority of Americans do not actually *need* to use a wet wipe.

She said she picked it because it reminded her of a Sargent painting (delightfully nerdy! and totally threw Seacrest for a loop!) I imagine it was this one.

this is a thing, for proper poop position, that i have tested, and it is sort of awesome. incidentally, it did not turn me silver, but it was fun and fancy freeing anyway

Terrence "Baby Wipes" Howard. Never was a nickname so authentically earned.

Nooo, staahhhp. Humans aren't "meant" to do anything. This kind of naturalistic stuff is almost always bullshit.

2/6

4/5 posters here are not going to get this reference.

I hate this gown even more than Dunham's - which is ugly but interesting to look at. This is hideous *and* boring.

Christian Siriano?!?!?! YESSSS

Mindy's dress was one of my favorites! It looks killer on her.

She's so delicious it hurts! LOVE this look.

Stunner. And she knows it. Werk, gurl.

This is horrible. Was there not even a mirror in the room when you tried it on-level Horrible.

All right. There is a LOT of awesome here, in particular the entire red dress section. HOWEVER.

BOOM

not sure what you mean by "best shape" considering that the shape is her own body. the neck is a little "eh" but otherwise she looks amazing.

Everything about this is wrong.

She is KILLING it in this dress! So pretty!