RIGHT?!

I don't know if it is in the clip above but I watched the show yesterday and they actually laid the Old Pre Eye Job picture over a still of her from the show where she wasn't wearing any make-up, and the nose matches up.

I thought nose job for sure. Not so sure now. I do need to hire a contourer.

Oh interesting. Because at first I was like...

Tough call on the nose job, here she is from the "no makeup" episode of her show

There's a link on that Kris Jenner article to a slideshow called "Chunky Ham Hocks: 10 Female Celebs with Cankles."

Oops - I guess I should have googled it, and found out that YOU HAVE TO SWIPE UP TO QUIT AN APP in the app switcher. Thanks for including that in the "whats new" intro screen Apple! Derp.

As a straight woman I am horrified to be labeled as some sort of Lilly Pulitzer-wearing basketball player-dating dipshit.

If you want to see pure joy, follow Patrick Stewart and/or Ian Mckellan on Twitter. They've been posting photos of them hanging out in New York. My friend used to live in the same neighborhood as Patrick Stewart and our dearest dream was to have a meet-cute with him in Brooklyn and we immediately became part of his…

Earn a degree to become a social worker and help black babies with weaves.

Rifle barrel abortions replace coat hanger abortions. Problem solved in such a way that everyone is happy*!

Ladies are a controlled substance. If we don't make sure that the women stay regulated, then we'll just have a bunch of people hopped up on women roaming around and being general layabouts and then society will crumble into smoldering, estrogen-scented pile of girl rubble.

Thanks so much for this, Erin. I live in VA - home of trans-vaginal ultrasound laws, laws that shut down most of the clinics providing abortion, but HEY! I can carry a gun in to a bar, on the metro, and into my daughter's school. I feel so free.

i screen capped this a while ago because i thought it was so funny. its a photo of what looks to be very much like jennifer garner with a balding man's head superimposed over top...?

I don't understand why these people are this color:

Facebook's complex advertising algorithms have somehow discovered my desire for a back alley tattoo of a baby's face.

Ultrasound tech's

No. I don't know anybody like that at all.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is an example of the problem.