You ever drink a mojito with a paper cut on your lower lip ? I didn’t think so STFU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Newton’s not selfish, I mean, he quit like a dog in the super bowl a few years ago but selfish, nah

It’s the perception that women are harmless and that men are always up for sexual attention. I’m glad that’s changing somewhat, but it’s still really prevalent, sadly.

And yet, despite all these nonsensical suspensions, here’s Amouranth dancing on stream right now:

It’s just as gross and offensive when a woman does it as it is when the perp is a man: why are we giggling this off? If it was a dude, Jezebel and the comment section would be PISSED and screaming for blood.

It’s completely disgusting. The only reason it is being played for laughs is because a woman was the perpetrator. If it were a man, you know there would be more of an uproar (rightfully so).

“I was a comedian who was funny enough to get SNL. That can’t be taken away.”

That’s your mistake. You think people care about your or my taste. They care about results, box office, ratings, and in some cases, merchandising. I recommend this defense of Michael Bay. He may not be making art films, but... well, just watch.

Three quarters of those never struck me as interesting enough to go see in the first place and, of the quarter, the ones I did see trended to mediocre.

Actually, thank you. You just identified something wrong with media lately. That’s a solid list of everything I’ve been disappointed with in the last few decades. I’ve literally NEVER seen anything good from J.J. Abrams. He is poison, and with this blasted worship other people might have made these properties without…

Leto sucked something *hard* to stand out as bad in that movie.

Fuck you and your lame ass snark, shithead.

Well his son did die...but told him to run.

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

He’s just not fit for office. Electibility only goes so far. He’s the old uncle at the cookout still wanting to play R. Kelly and doesn’t know why people aren’t stepping in the name of love.

The rat gets a lot of grief for being a deus ex machina, but this critique ignores the fact that the heroes actually failed and were living with the consequences of that failure for five whole years. That’s a long time! In that context, the random chance of something eventually falling on the correct button is a lot…

If that were the case, someone at the Department of Justice would’ve ended the investigation before any arrests could be made.

They were fuckin’. Probably on beds littered with the money they fleeced the government out of.

Probably worth mentioning that the reason Democrats didn’t show up, and the entire reason they were assured there were not going to be votes in the morning, was so they could attend a 9/11 memorial service (I mean, you can just imagine the fucking right wing conniption that would accompany Democrats holding a surprise…